Notices by The Problem (marine@breastmilk.club), page 40

@bot @hidden @Bloomfer @Leaflord @eris @errante @netdoll @animeirl post proof. I know otherwise.

@bot @hidden @Bloomfer @Leaflord @eris @errante @netdoll @animeirl I’m definitely not lmfao

Listen, if you come to my house, I’ll show you. I might even be nice enough and sleep with you. You’ll definitely have to take a shower first though.

@bot @hidden @Bloomfer @Leaflord @eris @netdoll @animeirl @raccoon post proof of him actually trying to get together with you timestamped.

@netdoll @hidden @Bloomfer @Leaflord @eris @errante @bot @animeirl no, (j)ew is what she meant to say (I think)

@netdoll @hidden @Bloomfer @Leaflord @eris @bot @animeirl @raccoon bot did and he rejected her though (granted, because she seemed into him for an incredibly superficial reason

@netdoll @hidden @Bloomfer @Leaflord @eris @errante @bot @animeirl I bought a French press with the money my grandmother gave me for Christmas.

@netdoll @hidden @Bloomfer @Leaflord @eris @errante @bot @animeirl I’ve literally just been drinking coffee thus far :flustered_sunglasses:

@errante @hidden @Bloomfer @Leaflord @eris @netdoll @bot @animeirl I think Netdoll is very lovely and have nothing bad to say about her at all and I also sexually harass her because I can.

@netdoll @hidden @Bloomfer @Leaflord @eris @bot @animeirl oh, she’s already accused me of being a tranny that’s MtF. I’ve been half tempted to pull out my birth certificate to prove her wrong tbh, but that’s also a lot more work than I feel like doing since my birth certificate isn’t something I have access to rn

@netdoll @hidden @Bloomfer @Leaflord @eris @bot @animeirl bot can’t handle that there are women that exist that aren’t her, and they’re actually more pleasant

@netdoll @hidden @Bloomfer @Leaflord @eris @bot @animeirl if I set up the universe, y’all can write whatever you want about it.

@Yellow_Heart @netdoll @nekofag @nimt @nukie sir, women joined the conversation forever ago.

@Yellow_Heart @netdoll @nekofag @nimt @nukie nah, Netdoll’s just a smol and weak girl.

@animeirl @hidden @Bloomfer @Leaflord @eris @bot I can make her worse :kuromidevil:

@Bloomfer @hidden @Leaflord @eris @bot @animeirl just hear me out. I’m now going to write a fanfiction about bot being a sweaty femcel and her clown wife because bot loves clussy and robot ass.

@netdoll @Yellow_Heart @nimt @nukie @nekofag yes, but when I do it it’s based because I’m obviously fucking around.

@Yellow_Heart @nekofag @netdoll @nimt @nukie I’m really good not starting that conversation honestly. Like, on one hand, it’s funny, but on the other hand it’s just kind of gross and weird.

@Yellow_Heart @nekofag @netdoll @nimt @nukie inb4 we start a third hellthread where everyone tells me I’m a dommy mommy with a strap-on collection :meowWeary:

@netdoll @Yellow_Heart @nimt @Soy_Magnus @nukie @nekofag @mint he’ll be in greener pastures even sooner once the ass cancer takes him out.