Notices by The Problem (marine@breastmilk.club), page 41

@Yellow_Heart @netdoll @nekofag @nimt @nukie can’t be leaking cum if you only get fucked with a strap.

@Moon like, I want to say “who gives a shit”; because it’s exhausting but at the same time, just don’t fuck kids. How hard is it?

@n3f_X @ChurnHinge it’s basically like herpes. Like, it’s craft herpes.

Also, am I surprised that I’m smarter than the average stripper? No

Am I surprised that they’d shoot themselves in the foot with money? Yes.

You know, I am disappointed that for all the times I’ve harassed @n3f_X about wearing his cowboy hat that no one has cited the cowboy hat rule on me.

Y’all should be ashamed of yourselves.

@n3f_X ATTENTION GAMERS: THIS NIGGA OWNS A COWBOY HAT AND DOESN’T KNOW THE COWBOY HAT RULE.

@ChurnHinge @n3f_X wear the hat and ride the cowboy, obviously. You all are disappointments to your parents and should be ashamed.

@n3f_X @ChurnHinge dear God, they’re dumb cunts. Every good stripper should know you don’t wear fucking glitter because you don’t want your customers getting harassed by their wives, if they have them.

@ArdainianRight @reportbot i’m surprised the beehive fucker is still allowed on there tbh

@hermit need :blobcatpleading:

@hermit sir, i need you to understand that there is only one thing i can look at in that picture.

@hermit sir, I need you to understand that I would literally fuck that man to death. :meowWeary:

@Bloomfer @bot @Moon @jeffcliff kidnap me and do it yourself.

@Bloomfer @bot @Moon @jeffcliff okay, fatso. what’s it like speaking fr*nch?

@vent @Bloomfer @bot @Moon @jeffcliff EW. THERE IS A FR*NCH NIGGA IN MY REPLIES RN. BANNED.

@bot @Moon @jeffcliff anemone is a woman, something I question whether you are or if you’re some alien creature, kind of like a lizard. :anko_mitzvah:

@bot @Moon @jeffcliff why don’t you simmer down, fatso?

@lain for the love of god, please no. I don’t think my soul could take it.

@Nero WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT A LOW PROFILE????

@Yellow_Heart Junjou Romantica. one of the main characters gets sexually assaulted by another main character in like the first 10 minutes of the first episode. and i still kept watching :meowWeary:

@Yellow_Heart @prouddegenerate @Mamako idk how to read