Notices by :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † (splitshockvirus@mstdn.starnix.network), page 28

Suffering from success.

PC is so secure I can't remember what IP it had and when I run a ping scan it doesn't respond :bball1:

These prices for laptops are actually obscene. You are a sucker if you purchase any of these shits new.

I'm extremely pissed off right now

cc @waifu @bleedingphoenix @theorytoe @eric

@waifu @bleedingphoenix @theorytoe @eric https://status.danksquad.org

Danktube is down right now. I am investigating a power fault at the datacenter. :cirno_cry:

My house is an unintentional faraday cage where radio signals go to die.

@Suiseiseki

Someone decided to use an AR-15 style rifle, which is of not great accuracy due to the semi-automatic action, to snipe from 40-100m?

You are a retard with gun takes go back to talking about computers.

Should have picked up some Acetaminophen when I was out

@dcc @threat

I was looking at the CAT android.

@vncresolver Fix your libvirt xml scrub

Technically right, with no practical impact

@dushman @anonicus @raccoon @Suiseiseki

They're trash because Konami owns them

REJECT TOUCHING GRASS

EMBRACE CULTIVATING RICE

@dcc There's a couple ways you could do that. Apache might even have a plugin to make a dashboard for you.

@dcc Kinda

@dcc tcpdump into a log = packet capture

@eric @whitey @EricZhang456

There ain't even annoying people on fedi to make fun of anymore. rip

@EricZhang456 @whitey

I ain't ever paid taxes.