Notices by :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † (splitshockvirus@mstdn.starnix.network), page 27

If I get asked to fix any more wangblows VMs I'm gonna tell them my hourly rate is $300.

@PurpCat :windows: 🔧 :cirno_cry:

It costs $480 to fire this weapon for 12 seconds

CIA gave me a $15k budget

I could buy a M107A1 made out of titanium and be able to shoot helicopters out of the sky, while also be able to take on a plane with me in the checked luggage

OR

I could get a Rolex Datejust Reference number 126334 with a blue dial made out of stainless steel and also carry onto a plane and then just skip town.

:cirno_think:

What muzzle break should I get for my .308?

Okay Apollo Max 7.62

thank you all for suggestions

Work day over (I slept all day). I think I will go get pizza now or something.

@0 @not_benis fuck CTD

@not_benis Match rounds are expensive sir (and gun stores are a rip off) this was $200.

Some men in black told me I should sight in my rifle this weekend and they were very convincing. :threeletteragentglowsobright:

Bought 80 rounds of .308 with a C***** C*** from a gun store and withdrew $160 from an ATM.

Nothing ever happens.

"Hey SSV Raytheon is hiring now!"

Not my problem

I think it's time for my morning nap oyasumi

Just renewed my Eugene license 😎

@eric @kirby @yakumo_izuru

Time to go eat a publix® chicken tender sub™ and then leg press 500 lbs

@dcc @not_benis

It really is, Rolex charges $10K for a GMT II Steel (if you can find one) and Seiko's spring drives
are marginally more accurate and they don't treat their customers like shit.

@not_benis remember when I was going to build an AyyMD mini-iTX PC?

Me neither.

https://www.chrono24.com/seiko/seiko-prospex-lx-snr051-spring-drive-gmt-lunar-us-limited-edition--id29849029.htm

Sad

@not_benis I haven't bought anything but give me about 6-12 months and I'll do both.

@MK2boogaloo TPD