Notices by Christmassy Blake ☃️🎄🎁 (picandor@gameliberty.club)

@matrix Emma has to have been so terrible to deserve her own personal call-out.

@Hyperhidrosis @matrix @sun also for your consideration:

- Teenage mercenary (also called mercenary enrollment)
- the executioner
- Helmut
- Virus King

(But yeah if you want buff men doing man stuff [including each other] it's manhwa/webtoons)

It's frustrating how COVID-19 taught us that a lot of jobs can be done from home, and done *well* from home with higher productivity. But then the Wall Street Class turned around and said "nah, we're not doing that anymore."

Like just admit that seeing your workers suffer and be uncomfortable gets you hard, just fucking say it already.

@gnarley_boot @matrix "former horse trainer here" was not something I expected on this side of fedi but here we are

@WhitestTemplar @matrix you mean like this fucking funeral services ad? :pepeLaugh:

@LukeAlmighty @matrix it's not free, you pay with your time

Whenever I feel like a degenerate I remind myself I could be just so much worse.

"Squidward DE&I has taken Nintendo."
"NOT NINTENDO!"

You don't hate loocalizers enough.

You think you do but you don't.

@LukeAlmighty >ID verification for internet access
Y I K E S

@nosleep Vine was good because it was TikTok without all the fucking dumb nonsense that is TikTok.

@coolboymew classic case of "good show, utterly intolerable fandom"

@coolboymew "the boy who cried COVID."

@EdBoatConnoisseur Also, these stupid "lol millennials" posts fail to understand that many of those skills that boomers tease us about for not knowing are just … obsolete.

"Young people today don't know how to write a check." Okay, I can count on my hand the number of businesses that still take checks, and that's only for particular situations, often with substantial purchases, usually in a B2B situation.

@EdBoatConnoisseur He's right, though. Some of these things, cringey class name aside, are just things that a lot of my peers weren't taught, either because the boomers/Gen X simply … didn't or because they themselves didn't know how.

I'm not sure who needs to hear this, but there's nothing wrong with wanting to make your life easier; that's the whole point of advancement — to make things suck less. Far too many people have this almost fetishistic thing about suffering through life. No, stop it. Be kind to yourself; the world won't be kind, so you have to be nice in its place.

Where the fuck do I begin?

@ooignignoktoo It's literally this meme with their Streisand Effect. @coolboymew @noyoushutthefuckupdad @olmitch

@coolboymew AI games would probably be improvement over gatchaslop tbh

Any time someone asks for a source for my stupid bullshit.