Notices by UpLateGeek (uplategeek@bitbang.social)

@foone I mean, I wasn’t in the market for one, but if they’re just giving them away… 🤔

@ActionRetro I love them!

@ActionRetro up dawg, I herd u like Apples, so I put a Apple in your Apple so u can Mac while u Mac!

@ActionRetro @NanoRaptor pay no attention to this trouble-stirrer. Obviously they spin in the opposite direction to the northern hemisphere, that’s why we have to insert disks upside down. It just happens that we’re also upside down, so it seems perfectly normal to us.

@ActionRetro 🎉 That’s so sick dude! 🎉

@ActionRetro I mean, try not to submerge it in the sea, because dolphins might get tangled in it and drown. But apart from that, I’ve seen worse.

@ActionRetro perfect timing! Assuming you’re in the mood for procrastination, that is.

@ActionRetro oh man, I miss MTG. In high school I made a deck that was insane. If I got the right first hand, they were gone by turn 3. Like 10 minutes worth of combos each turn, it was nuts. Eventually people learned to ask which deck I was playing and refused if I was using that deck.

@ActionRetro what? You mean this isn’t a stock machine?

@ActionRetro probably just teenagers from Queensland mistaking it for a cane toad and using it for golf practice.

@ActionRetro it’s fine, the neck pain is totally normal when working with OpenBSD.

@ActionRetro a stark reminder of the folly of form over function.