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1. Foone🏳️‍⚧️ (foone@digipres.club)'s status on Thursday, 17-Oct-2024 07:31:44 JST Foone🏳️‍⚧️

   I went to get my covid vax and the nurses was like "wait... There's a note on your file. It's time to schedule a pap smear. Do you want to do that today?"

   The number of uteruses (and thus cervixes) I have remains at a 40 year low of FUCKING ZERO, so I doubt I really "need" a pap smear as much as this computer program thinks.

   • Foone🏳️‍⚧️ (foone@digipres.club)'s status on Thursday, 17-Oct-2024 07:38:18 JST Foone🏳️‍⚧️

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     They are, as always, welcome to give me a uterus if they want to pap smear it so much.

   • Foone🏳️‍⚧️ (foone@digipres.club)'s status on Thursday, 17-Oct-2024 11:53:16 JST Foone🏳️‍⚧️

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     • Log 🪵

     @log oh, easily

   • Log 🪵 (log@mastodon.sdf.org)'s status on Thursday, 17-Oct-2024 11:53:17 JST Log 🪵

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     @foone That creeping suspicion that Dwarf Fortress is better at tracking internal organs than Epic, GE, or Cerner.

   • Foone🏳️‍⚧️ (foone@digipres.club)'s status on Thursday, 17-Oct-2024 16:23:29 JST Foone🏳️‍⚧️

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     • UpLateGeek

     @UpLateGeek imagine how great a world it would be if they were.
     we've got excess uteri here, anybody want one? you already got one? is it a good one? we could take it out and put one of these in. that might be good... never had one? who cares! you'll have one soon, if sign here.

   • UpLateGeek (uplategeek@bitbang.social)'s status on Thursday, 17-Oct-2024 16:23:30 JST UpLateGeek

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     @foone I mean, I wasn’t in the market for one, but if they’re just giving them away… 🤔