Notices by Ministerofimpediments (ministerofimpediments@mastodon.social), page 2

@arstechnica AKA…not releasing anytime soon barring a few, essentially, hand built examples to “influential” buyers. Simply to remind people it exists. Weird, expensive, buggy, and late to the party doesn’t engender confidence anyway.

@arstechnica …sorry, which conspiracy theorists were these? Guessing it wasn’t the flat earthers or the fake moon landing people..because rockets and/or sciencey stuff. Not the stolen election people unless someone was launching ballots. That leaves…umm…the Jewish-space-laser people, secret lizard people, or the spooky deep state people…targeting…Maui…yeah.
[sigh]

@arstechnica
This is terrible.

[realizes he hasn’t printed *anything* in 10 years personally]

[realizes he hasn’t printed anything at work in 4…]

[realizes he bought some laser printer from Amazon during the pandemic, hasn’t used it, and doesn’t recall the model or make…pretty sure he knows where it is]

[realizes he doesn’t know what he’d use it for barring some random business thing…which hasn’t happened yet]

[Yes. I know. I could print things for the kids]

[…kids prefer the blank paper]