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Captain Retard (humonguschungus@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 13-Mar-2024 00:51:47 JST Captain Retard

I don't always encounter Niggers on the Fediverse, but when I do, I respond with EXTREME PREJUDICE. :cross_ortho_wooden1: :1488: :israel_burn: :watabit: :awoo:
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Captain Retard (humonguschungus@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Mar-2024 17:10:00 JST Captain Retard

I am always either horny for Frieren, or in the process of becoming horny for Frieren, I have no other modes of operation. The gooning shall continue until the cruel reaper tears my erect penis out of my cold dead hands!
Hail Hitler! :cross_ortho_wooden1: :1488: :israel_burn: :watabit: :awoo:
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Captain Retard (humonguschungus@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Mar-2024 07:42:12 JST Captain Retard
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- :watamelon: Xylo 🥞
@qwerty If I touch grass, I can have rainbow and duck?
Graf: We have rainbow and duck at home.
Yes Graf-sama, I will never consider leaving Poast again.

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Captain Retard (humonguschungus@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Mar-2024 02:54:15 JST Captain Retard

I'm just gonna poast this randomly because I have not poasted this in a while and it is fucking awesome.
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Captain Retard (humonguschungus@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 11-Mar-2024 04:34:00 JST Captain Retard
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- ✡️ ((fuggy)) :swastika:
@fuggy breeding press?
hydraulic press?
either way I am going to destroy your pussy.
Hail Hitler!
Khazarian Mommies are now honorary aryans, but only if they agree to have eight children.

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Captain Retard (humonguschungus@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 08-Mar-2024 09:05:16 JST Captain Retard

*discovers America*
This will be a great place for Niggers and Faggots to yell at White People while Jews rape Children.
Some Indigenous Nigger: That is a terrible idea White Devil.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE RAAAAAAAACISMMMMMMM

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Captain Retard (humonguschungus@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 22-Feb-2024 21:32:10 JST Captain Retard
in reply to
- Chineseman 🟥 #nobot
- PonyPanda
@IAMAL_PHARIUS @PonyPanda
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Captain Retard (humonguschungus@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 14-Feb-2024 13:07:15 JST Captain Retard

I will see you in Israel comrade.
I am a normal person and can be trusted with guns around Jews.
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Captain Retard (humonguschungus@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 13-Feb-2024 01:31:02 JST Captain Retard

:cross_ortho_wooden1: :1488: :israel_burn: :gun_emoji: :watabit:
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Captain Retard (humonguschungus@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 03-Feb-2024 00:30:36 JST Captain Retard
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- Ryu
@ryuuji Dude
Look at this funny picture
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Captain Retard (humonguschungus@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 02-Feb-2024 22:00:19 JST Captain Retard
@SuperDicq @roboneko @mima Nigger I will kill you if you ever tow the line for bolshevism again

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Captain Retard (humonguschungus@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 02-Feb-2024 22:00:17 JST Captain Retard
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@mima @roboneko @SuperDicq Markets are the most efficient when there is nothing available to purchase.

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Captain Retard (humonguschungus@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 30-Jan-2024 12:49:25 JST Captain Retard
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@Zerglingman @mima @rebelandrye
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Captain Retard (humonguschungus@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 28-Jan-2024 02:29:04 JST Captain Retard
- jdogg247
- charliebrownau
@charliebrownau @Jdogg247
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Captain Retard (humonguschungus@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 26-Jan-2024 01:03:25 JST Captain Retard
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- New Janny in Town
- Paula
@MK2boogaloo @paula3 If you ever feel like game ending yourself, call someone a nigger.
Have you ever seen someone crying and calling someone a nigger at the same time?

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Captain Retard (humonguschungus@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 26-Jan-2024 01:00:53 JST Captain Retard
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- New Janny in Town
- Paula
@MK2boogaloo @paula3 Because you are cute :gun_emoji: :watabit:
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Captain Retard (humonguschungus@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 26-Jan-2024 00:58:14 JST Captain Retard
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- New Janny in Town
- Paula
@MK2boogaloo @paula3 Stay Healthy :gun_emoji: :watabit:
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Captain Retard (humonguschungus@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 26-Jan-2024 00:47:28 JST Captain Retard
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- New Janny in Town
- Paula
@MK2boogaloo @paula3 I love you :gun_emoji: :watabit:
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Captain Retard (humonguschungus@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 25-Jan-2024 23:07:18 JST Captain Retard

I love Hatsune Miku
I need to marry Hatsune Miku
I need to have children with Hatsune Miku
I need to Raise a family with Hatsune Miku
I need to grow old with Hatsune Miku
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Captain Retard (humonguschungus@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 25-Jan-2024 16:05:03 JST Captain Retard
- New Janny in Town
When people see me in their mentions

RT: https://lab.nyanide.com/objects/df208edb-36e4-4191-baa8-b4ea57de2ced
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They call me Captain Retard. My Super Power is being less retarded than the Average Person. The Average Person uses ten percent of their Brain, I use fifty percent of my Brain. I am the World's Smartest Retard. Smarter than the average Retard, but still a Retard. Voted "Most Likely to Become King of All Retards".

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