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  1. Captain Retard (humonguschungus@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 13-Nov-2024 12:10:50 JST Captain Retard Captain Retard
    😍
    In conversation about 9 days ago from poa.st permalink

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  2. Captain Retard (humonguschungus@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 05-Nov-2024 17:16:40 JST Captain Retard Captain Retard
    I for one welcome our melon overlords and may the great rind defend our lord and master from those who would seek to devour the melon for that melon is the eternal melon of love, and grace and trampling for the non believers. May the melon be with you, and your sexy sister, put a baby inside your sister.
    In conversation about 16 days ago from poa.st permalink

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  3. Captain Retard (humonguschungus@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 05-Nov-2024 13:25:23 JST Captain Retard Captain Retard
    I have been thinking a lot about the suffering of man and its application in factory farming civilization for the mass production of functioning cities and towns. The World Economic Forum is the next logical stage of evolution. You are getting what you voted for, a secular marginalized mass produced humanity that obeys the orders of their master.
    In conversation about 17 days ago from poa.st permalink

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  4. Captain Retard (humonguschungus@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 21-Oct-2024 12:49:17 JST Captain Retard Captain Retard
    Everyone who follows me knows that my mental state is precarious at best and I have a disturbing obsession with Anime Graf Mays and one day I will wake up naked on a beach with a gun and the roman numerals for thirteen tattooed on my arm and will have become a field agent, just like I wanted.
    In conversation about a month ago from poa.st permalink

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  5. Captain Retard (humonguschungus@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 21-Oct-2024 12:49:16 JST Captain Retard Captain Retard
    in reply to
    • Wiz
    @Wiz
    In conversation about a month ago from poa.st permalink

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  6. Captain Retard (humonguschungus@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 07-Oct-2024 10:47:25 JST Captain Retard Captain Retard
    I heard through the grapevine that you guys had some politics and you might have a politics pandemic. Maybe you should ingest small quantities of heroin to cure your politics pandemic. The entire planet is infested with politics. Please discontinue consumption of politics and ingest heroin. You can beat this politics disease.
    In conversation about a month ago from poa.st permalink

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  7. Captain Retard (humonguschungus@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 14-Sep-2024 13:09:08 JST Captain Retard Captain Retard
    Alright friends
    This is Captain Retard who has been alerted by the voices in his head that you are slowly losing comprehension of reality due to an attack on everyone from an unknown alien species
    These cocksuckers originate from outside the universe and will disintegrate your mind for all eternity of you take Alzheimer's medication
    Go to your drug man and buy your favorite drug
    It will partially restore some of your mental functioning
    Don't forget to buy multivitamins because they are cheaper than crack cocaine in seventeenth century Germany
    If you eat food it will fucking have no god damn nutrition in it and homemade potato chips from nineteen forty fries in lard have more nutrition than a fresh apple from a tree
    Stay away from mind control drugs
    Get drunk
    Smoke weed
    Smoke crack
    Don't trust anyone
    Spies are everywhere
    Eat your vitamin gummies
    In conversation about 2 months ago from poa.st permalink

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  8. Captain Retard (humonguschungus@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 14-Sep-2024 06:00:08 JST Captain Retard Captain Retard
    I love Chinese girls
    Chinese girls are beautiful
    If you do not love Chinese girls you should reexamine your thought processes because a feminist might be mind controlling you into hating beautiful Chinese girls
    Don't let feminists have daily multivitamins because they will gain psychic powers and be able to kill rapists by making their bodies explode if they take multivitamin gummies twice a day for ten years
    All men are rapists
    Anita Sarkeesian said so in the Gettysburg address after the nazi killing spree of Dylan roof when he raped and killed and ate nine women in South Carolina
    Men pretend it never happened
    In conversation about 2 months ago from poa.st permalink

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  9. Captain Retard (humonguschungus@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 02-Sep-2024 12:16:51 JST Captain Retard Captain Retard
    • Rheristies
    @rher When the levees break I will fucking eat the hearts of the race traitors and throw their children into the coal reactors so that we can have another five volts of electricity for two days. Every person is a potential victim in my quest for revenge against god and country. You should stay out of my way if you don't want me to sacrifice you to moloch as a temporary offering to stave off the revenge of the wretched dead that died by my hand. I will fuck my sister and we will make babies.
    In conversation about 3 months ago from poa.st permalink
  10. Captain Retard (humonguschungus@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 18-Aug-2024 03:20:53 JST Captain Retard Captain Retard
    It is not normal to want to kill people.
    It is not normal to want to kill people.
    It is not normal to hate your neighbor.
    It is not normal to wish for your neighbor to suffer for any period of time.
    If you know how to read, you should teach people to read.
    If you know how to love, you should teach people to love.
    If you know how to live in peace, you should teach people to live in peace.
    If you know that people lose the ability to comprehend logic and reason because of malnutriotion caused by the fact that the average food contains three percent opf necessary vitamins from only one of many vitamins, you should probably fix the problem.
    So says the great prophet vash the stampede from trigun.
    This world is made of love and peace.
    hug your mommy.
    hug your daddy.
    fuck your brother when no one is looking.
    raise his baby.
    be a happy family.

    This is a plan to destroy the world economic forum and is being beamed into the minds of extraterrestrials.
    In conversation about 3 months ago from poa.st permalink

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  11. Captain Retard (humonguschungus@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 03-Aug-2024 22:27:55 JST Captain Retard Captain Retard
    I need to become a hacker so I can make COVID nineteen happen again. I want to fuck a ten year old girl that I have been playing with at the community playground. Yesterday she touched my penis and she said "You are an an American man, I can tell. American man have big penis. He is a man who has a big penis says the village elders. In Japan any man who has a big penis is said to qualify to be a diplomat to America, because Americans only respect Japanese with big penis. Are you Japanese diplomat pretending to be American man because you have big penis. I would have sex with you but a Japanese girl only wants to fuck Japanese men until the age of eighteen, then she ritualistically has sex with ever American man. You must be patient American man. Come see me in Japan on my birthday and make my grandmother cum four times and you will make me happy and I will reward you. Goodbye American man."
    In conversation about 4 months ago from poa.st permalink
  12. Captain Retard (humonguschungus@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 08-Jul-2024 02:45:45 JST Captain Retard Captain Retard
    I don't know guys. Do we really think that the fourth reich is a the answer? Maybe we should all become illegal immigrant communist transvestite lesbians from Planet Venezuela and move to Sweden to establish the World Economic Forum.
    In conversation about 5 months ago from poa.st permalink

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  13. Captain Retard (humonguschungus@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 24-Apr-2024 15:40:47 JST Captain Retard Captain Retard
    I swear that I will only use this gun for committing hate crimes.
    In conversation about 7 months ago from poa.st permalink

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  14. Captain Retard (humonguschungus@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 07-Apr-2024 11:17:21 JST Captain Retard Captain Retard
    I hear the call of Hyperborea.
    The call is emanating from inside her womb.
    In conversation about 8 months ago from poa.st permalink

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  15. Captain Retard (humonguschungus@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 06-Apr-2024 10:33:04 JST Captain Retard Captain Retard
    I love this Frieren
    I need to post this Frieren
    So other people can also love this Frieren
    In conversation about 8 months ago from poa.st permalink

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  16. Captain Retard (humonguschungus@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 04-Apr-2024 15:53:24 JST Captain Retard Captain Retard
    Literally Me: Kill all moral degenerates!

    Literally me after five seconds of browsing Twitter: Lord you have already given me so much, my cup overflows in the sight of my enemies, but please grant me this request. Please Lord give me a Shark Girl to marry and make Shark Babies with.
    In conversation about 8 months ago from poa.st permalink

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  17. Captain Retard (humonguschungus@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 02-Apr-2024 00:14:32 JST Captain Retard Captain Retard
    • Rusty Crab
    @RustyCrab Don't forget
    Niggers with an income above 100k are more likely to commit murder than White People with an income below 15k
    also Nigger Women are more likely to commit murder than White Men
    also Niggers commit over half of all violent crime even though they are only thirteen percent of the population
    That is right
    Niggers commit more violent crime than the remaining eighty seven percent of the population
    In conversation about 8 months ago from poa.st permalink

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  18. Captain Retard (humonguschungus@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 21-Mar-2024 01:31:02 JST Captain Retard Captain Retard
    How to pick up chicks (unironically).
    In conversation about 8 months ago from poa.st permalink

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  19. Captain Retard (humonguschungus@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 19-Mar-2024 09:19:32 JST Captain Retard Captain Retard
    in reply to
    • Wiz
    @Wiz
    In conversation about 8 months ago from poa.st permalink
  20. Captain Retard (humonguschungus@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 13-Mar-2024 01:09:26 JST Captain Retard Captain Retard
    I don't make poasts for you, I make poasts for me, if you happen to like and share those poasts, that is just collateral damage on the invasion of Israel. Everything is groovy like a vinyl album. Hail Hitler.
    In conversation about 8 months ago from poa.st permalink

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    They call me Captain Retard. My Super Power is being less retarded than the Average Person. The Average Person uses ten percent of their Brain, I use fifty percent of my Brain. I am the World's Smartest Retard. Smarter than the average Retard, but still a Retard. Voted "Most Likely to Become King of All Retards".

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