Notices by Doc (d0c40r0@nicecrew.digital), page 32
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Doc (d0c40r0@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 21-Jun-2023 14:17:23 JST Doc based -
Doc (d0c40r0@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 21-Jun-2023 14:17:22 JST Doc I need spurs -
Doc (d0c40r0@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 21-Jun-2023 14:17:21 JST Doc I don’t know why but I find this story incredibly amusing -
Doc (d0c40r0@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 21-Jun-2023 14:17:20 JST Doc I’ve got far too many and sadly many are not appropriate for the fediverse
I’ll try to think of a good one give me a second -
Doc (d0c40r0@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 21-Jun-2023 14:17:19 JST Doc I don’t think I have a great deal which are good standalone
A lot that when I’m talking there’s something that reminds me and I’ll tell it but standalone they all kinda suck lol -
Doc (d0c40r0@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 21-Jun-2023 14:17:18 JST Doc once a few months back my mum and dad were sponsoring some charity auction so managed to get a couple extra tickets and said “you and the girlfriend should come”, we all went in the same car, me and my girlfriend went outside for a while and didn’t come back inside so my dad came out, gave me the keys to the truck, and then went back inside -
Doc (d0c40r0@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 21-Jun-2023 07:33:43 JST Doc I got told this at the women’s shelter I visited once -
Doc (d0c40r0@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 21-Jun-2023 07:31:58 JST Doc she’s got her head on my foot cus she doesn’t know I’m out of food -
Doc (d0c40r0@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 20-Jun-2023 00:09:03 JST Doc lmao -
Doc (d0c40r0@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 19-Jun-2023 09:56:25 JST Doc but genuinely I’ve got a good friend of mine who legit has gyno due to being fat but he’s cocky as hell and doesn’t smell fat and he’s had the same girlfriend for the past 3(?) years -
Doc (d0c40r0@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 19-Jun-2023 09:56:24 JST Doc Docs guide to getting a woman:
Step 1: shit, shower, shave every morning
Step 2: make sure your house is clean
Step 3: don’t eat junk food
Step 4: be cocky, smirk a lot but not too much — make sure you have a nice smile
Step 5: ask out a woman who is of your race (and preferably shares similar ancestry), cute, and nice
Step 6: along the way, you may argue or need to convince her of things. remain calm and simply ask her questions (don’t tell her to do anything unless it’s life and death) until she realises she’s wrong or you realize she’s right (extremely rare but possible)
Step 7: marry her, keep applying step 6
Step 8: don’t become a fat lazy dickhead — you don’t have to be perfect but you’ve gotta be at least somewhat the man she went out with or better -
Doc (d0c40r0@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 19-Jun-2023 09:56:24 JST Doc shit shower shave every morning, apply deodorant and you’re halfway to getting a girlfriend and a third of the way to keeping her -
Doc (d0c40r0@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 19-Jun-2023 09:56:11 JST Doc not entirely sure what you mean by this
Do you mean policing women or other men? -
Doc (d0c40r0@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 19-Jun-2023 09:56:03 JST Doc I mean a similar thing has happened with men too
the only relationships that will last are the ones where either the man and woman are both hopeless romantics or they’ve decided they’ve “had their fun” and are headstrong enough and have some form of morals in the sense that once they’ve gotten married that’s it -
Doc (d0c40r0@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 19-Jun-2023 09:56:00 JST Doc this nigga gets it -
Doc (d0c40r0@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 19-Jun-2023 09:55:59 JST Doc I cannot stress this enough all it takes is personal hygiene, cockiness, and knowing when to shut up -
Doc (d0c40r0@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 19-Jun-2023 09:55:58 JST Doc some niggas aren’t willing to try it and it’s damn infuriating -
Doc (d0c40r0@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 18-Jun-2023 02:17:23 JST Doc Concrete turned out pretty alright -
Doc (d0c40r0@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 17-Jun-2023 22:39:19 JST Doc Gm -
Doc (d0c40r0@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 16-Jun-2023 01:28:17 JST Doc Start buying cowboy boots