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@d0c40r0 @Curvin @Owl @BigDuck FUCK!
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shit shower shave every morning, apply deodorant and you’re halfway to getting a girlfriend and a third of the way to keeping her
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@d0c40r0 @Owl @BigDuck @Zealist I WILL TREAT MY MORTAL VESSEL WITH MUCH MORE CARE IF YOU SAY I WILL MAKE IT THAT WAY SIR YES SIR
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Docs guide to getting a woman:
Step 1: shit, shower, shave every morning
Step 2: make sure your house is clean
Step 3: don’t eat junk food
Step 4: be cocky, smirk a lot but not too much — make sure you have a nice smile
Step 5: ask out a woman who is of your race (and preferably shares similar ancestry), cute, and nice
Step 6: along the way, you may argue or need to convince her of things. remain calm and simply ask her questions (don’t tell her to do anything unless it’s life and death) until she realises she’s wrong or you realize she’s right (extremely rare but possible)
Step 7: marry her, keep applying step 6
Step 8: don’t become a fat lazy dickhead — you don’t have to be perfect but you’ve gotta be at least somewhat the man she went out with or better
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but genuinely I’ve got a good friend of mine who legit has gyno due to being fat but he’s cocky as hell and doesn’t smell fat and he’s had the same girlfriend for the past 3(?) years
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