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@coolboymew nah, i'm saving up for a 5000mah scrotum ventilator and cooler. Maybe a human yoke with a fan later this fall.

@coolboymew do they make a model that doesn't blow tiny leaves and blue plasma all over the place?

@Zerglingman oooh! Citizens arrest of illegal, vs. illegal cop... would be a fun case be the popcorn vendor at.

So now citizens can be arrested by illegals in Illinois.
> Non-U.S. citizens may soon be able to become police officers pending Governor Pritzker's approval.

> Federal law only allows U.S. citizens to serve as officers and deputies. But, since this bill passed the Illinois House and Senate, we could soon see work-eligible immigrants become a part of law enforcement in the state of Illinois.

https://www.cbsnews.com/chicago/news/migrants-law-enforcement-pritzkers/

@verita84 @coolboymew AmigaOS 2.x - 3.x + MUI + MagicWorkbench.

@coolboymew MUI + MagicWorkbench on the Amiga. check out sasg.com

@coolboymew

@mangeurdenuage @coolboymew
flipping the mattress would be a lot more difficult than normal. I understand that I am a perverted weirdo because this was literally my first thought.

@coolboymew corporate incest eventually leads to corporate derangement. Be looking for Doritos Cool Ranch Pepsi next.

@julietaube @Teskariel fyi, this is an unwinnable, uphill battle. You can enclave yourselves, or just return to the regulated, censored, managed playpens of Twitter and Facebook.

Remember all the horrible, deplorable people who got thrown off of those platforms over the last couple of years? We're here.

Fedi is the wild west. If you're looking for a safe space, you're in the wrong place.

"Officially reported" assumes there are officials: this is the problem with your weltanschauung on fedi.

Get in! One way trip to the 90s, or you can stay here!

@Moon @lain they've made up for it with several monorails.

@Mummabear iPhones do not keep you warm, nor dry. Strange priorities.

@p i'm of the opinion that we should welcome them to fedi in fedi style -- with a firehose of GPT generated content, users, on the most banal, useless topics and nonsense. AI generated hellthreads arguing Kim Kardashian: boobs or butt? and a violent extremist organization demanding the return of Space Ghost Coast to Coast.

There's no reason to be bad neighbors when we could be absolutely fucking awful neighbors.

@coolboymew https://www.newegg.com/black-jonsbo-d41-series-atx-mid-tower/p/2AM-006A-000C1 ?

@coolboymew twist them the other way; you can also use cable management velcro ties.

@ChristiJunior @MercuryAscent this is a man who BELIEVES in CAPS LOCK.

@coolboymew the least they could have done is made her fly.
https://www.businessinsider.in/tech/the-artist-who-turned-his-dead-cat-into-a-drone-is-building-a-helicopter-out-of-a-cow/slidelist/52399063.cms

@ArdainianRight @ChristiJunior St. Hyde protect you.

A #Juneteenth Celebration.