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@Terry remember when everyone supported Ukraine with bumperstickers and emojis and they were going to win?

That was awesome.

... Correct.
✔️ Approved.

@olmitch @coolboymew
> Boston
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@ChristiJunior @alex @Owl @TrevorGoodchild "clean your room before taking on the world" is good advice, and bad-jacketing the man who said it doesn't change that fact. I agree with the note of caution.

I think when anyone has something worthwhile to say, you can endorse it. I endorse "clean your room." I don't endorse crying like a bitch on camera every 30 seconds or hanging out with The Daily Wire.

@ChristiJunior @alex @Owl @TrevorGoodchild doesn't mean he's automatically wrong about everything, especially before his little trip overseas.

This word processor is really great with almost 10gigs of installed crap that I can rent for $100 a year to perform the same functions it did when it fit on two floppy disks and you only had to pay for it once...

... but what I really want out of my bloated productivity software is some language policing.

Oh wow! Microsoft to the rescue.

@icare4america

@WashedOutGundamPilot this is what happens when a a fight commentator is promoted to philosopher.

@Mummabear "among the largest databases of retard genetics is now available at a significant discount."

☃️ 💡 Reminder: Christmas lights piss the right people off. Make sure to hang lots of them! ❄️ 💡

@Murray_N

Dollar General Lee

@coolboymew @mangeurdenuage you have to break some denims and canvases in. Repeated washing and drying (throw them in with every load), and drying them with a couple of tennis balls (alone) in the dryer will do a lot to soften them up.

@mangeurdenuage @coolboymew they're omnipresent here, and they destroy clothes, which makes them good for breaking down/in new denims.

I prefer a clothes line, but it's not practical here.

@mangeurdenuage @coolboymew literally do not have room. outside means theft / vandalism.

@mangeurdenuage @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @coolboymew that's just pants with extra steps. Sweatpants are all about low-effort.

@mangeurdenuage @coolboymew probably the kind that reduce the balls' capacity to store pee.

Kissinger is dead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pxPRfWjwc8

@cowanon

Old news from 2015, but:

> William H. Merideth was cleared of first-degree endangerment and criminal mischief charges Monday when a judge ruled he had the right to shoot down David Boggs' drone.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/case-dismissed-against-william-h-merideth-kentucky-man-arrested-shooting-n452281

@Moon ... how did she break the soundbar?