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RanchBaron (ranchbaron@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 19-Dec-2023 04:34:29 JST 
RanchBaron
@Terry They are Hail Marying it, hoping there will be enough tri-racial latinx+++ system loyalists to keep the shell shocked Zoomers in line.
Not even kidding, an atomic bomb could take out New York or Washington and half of the country would be popping Budweiser. -
RanchBaron (ranchbaron@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 18-Nov-2023 12:56:55 JST
RanchBaron
@Ottovonshitpost It will be a shit show.
They will spend less than 2 days at the organised event.
They will all get shithammered at some tourist trap city.
Atleast one of them will be arrested for pissing in an alleyway and need the American Embassy to get them out of 20 days of Japanese Jail (AKA every highly online sperg/weebs worse nightmare) -
RanchBaron (ranchbaron@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 05-Nov-2023 04:07:12 JST
RanchBaron
@Terry The fucking guy doing American sign language. . .just pisses me off. Every time I see one of them, I just tune out. I wonder if it's intentional? -
RanchBaron (ranchbaron@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 05-Nov-2023 04:07:11 JST
RanchBaron
@Twoinchdestroya @Terry Sounds fun. Don't make it obvious and invent your own interpretive freestyle dance on the fly. -
RanchBaron (ranchbaron@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 16-Oct-2023 02:39:31 JST
RanchBaron
@Wormwood >banned books
>"misinformation"
God I hate reddit. Just put on the government issued shabbos goyim uniform already. -
RanchBaron (ranchbaron@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 14-Sep-2023 04:20:27 JST
RanchBaron
There are two memes going on here:
The developmentally delayed "Mommy-Dommy" thing from telegram shit channels. This is a meme. Never in my 31 years of being a wigger-adjacent chap have I seen a hoodrat hook up with anything but the trashiest of white trash wiggers. This is a meme.
The trend of high-functioning black women, aspiring to be white and settling for a somewhat developmentally delayed white guy, since black women have unfortunate phenotypes that the vast majority of white men don't find attractive. So a white man will poor social skills can be seen as a "fixer upper" by the black woman. This is somewhat true.
Just in case this needs to be said, either kind of pairings is entirely dysfunctional and in the latter case, profoundly co-dependant as well. I can think of seven of my school friends/work friends who partnered with black women, zero of them ended in a happy story. -
RanchBaron (ranchbaron@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 05-Sep-2023 03:14:55 JST
RanchBaron
@CatLord We have lyre worms too you know. But only chugs tend to get them. -
RanchBaron (ranchbaron@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 05-Sep-2023 03:14:54 JST
RanchBaron
@LukeAlmighty @CatLord I think this might be a bit overly cautious. There is of course always a chance of the worst outcome happening, but as a whole the treatment is much worse than the symptoms in the vast majority of cases.
Like when I was a kid I picked up stomach worms from contaminated river water (with the rest of my scout troop), my lovely and well meaning parents rushed me to the ER when they heard of this and I had a full scan in that terrifying tube scanning machine, they found a tiny worm patch, about the size of a grain of rice and identified the eggs in my "samples".
I could either take a tablet every morning, only use one quarantined toilet and shower for 30 days and ate a special diet.
Or I could take a measured dose of antibiotic/pesticide which would 100% chance clean me out.
Naturally my parents choose the latter.
From about mid October to January, I was the sickest I have ever been in my life, worse than Covid, worse than recovering from a car crash and having a portion of my intestine end to end sewin back together. I was skeletally thin, my hair as a 12-14 year old boy became straw like and brittle. Worst of all my poor parents were devastated, they burned thousands they didn't have on Specialists and Doctors.
The strangest thing off all, the initial dose of anti-worm meds were at the lowest agreed dosage, after testing for allergies to the active ingredients, the dose you could give a 1 year old. But the effects of a low dose for someone carrying stomach worms at my age, with my condition were not factored in.
TL;DR: Medicine ought not be/yet is ; a gamble. It's serious business. I would have suffered less if a friggen worm caused a blood clot in my innards. And I cured it by drinking tobacco tea. -
RanchBaron (ranchbaron@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 26-Aug-2023 07:32:42 JST
RanchBaron
@MaleGoddess Give me a link, the yandex searches only point me to some kikey cartoonist. -
RanchBaron (ranchbaron@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 12-Aug-2023 02:09:26 JST
RanchBaron
@Royper @BillingtonYVR Fuentes ruined Apu and Pepe for me.
He is trying to sell Moonman merch now. -
RanchBaron (ranchbaron@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 10-Aug-2023 08:50:29 JST
RanchBaron
@graf @ForbiddenDreamer @idea_enjoyer @Owl @Mamako @weaf @Tactical Use a screencap of a hasbara sperg sperging out about antisemitism on poast. -
RanchBaron (ranchbaron@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 13-Jul-2023 05:53:52 JST
RanchBaron
@Wormwood In a former age, he would be marshalling ranks of infantry or pouring over an illuminated manuscript (not even being silly, those kind of turbo autismos would) -
RanchBaron (ranchbaron@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 06-Jul-2023 07:13:03 JST
RanchBaron
@CatLord One metre is about one ancient greek stadia, or about 5&1/2 feet, the distance a 5-6' man will stride or 2 & 1/2 steps therefore the smallest denomination of distance for a unit of marching men.
Napoleon Bonaparte was the patron of the Metric system, and paid for mathematicians to to calculate sin, tangent and cosin logimetaries down to fractions of a fraction so his warfare could be carefully examined and mistakes corrected upon.
Centimetre is also the perfect measurement for artillery and large bore weapons, since the ammunition is clear and unambiguous, a 10 or a 72 with the smaller rounds being a clear subspecies of 9mm.
Litres and Centilitres are based around the properties of water as a differential to other then poorly understood chemicals,
A mile is the distance that a grown man can comfortably walk without shoes or protection from the elements.
An Acre is the general amount of cereal crop a small family can maintain and harvest without outside help.
A country mile is the general distance a head of cattle will be able to walk without getting fussy.
An Inch is the phalange of a grown man's thumb
A foot is a grown man's foot.
A pound is the general human consensus of how much cereal generations of women accept as the acceptable minimum to take out of their store, without risking opening it too often and allowing vermin access to the store.
A pint is the right amount of beer a man ought to drink, also the exact amount of liquid a new born baby needs to drink in fluids each day (586ml per day)
A Gallon is the right balance a grown man can carry in each hand without it being too heavy or too light that it splashes out of either bucket.
TL;DR: the Imperial system is the legacy of mothers and fathers optimising their lives, doing their best and loving life.
The Metric system is mired in blood and woe, the butcher's bill of the horror that we now call reality.
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