Notices by Woodshop ๐ (woodshophandman@poa.st), page 21
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Woodshop ๐ (woodshophandman@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 23-May-2024 22:36:58 JST 
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@weaf @Groomschild >"Early June"
When is the next full moon -
Woodshop ๐ (woodshophandman@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 23-May-2024 12:25:12 JST
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@scenesbycolleen @ForbiddenDreamer @IAMAL_PHARIUS @nozaki @lonestarr DAMN
WOMEN REALLY AREN'T FUNNY
AND THIS ISN'T CUTE EITHER
THE RULES ARE NOT A JOKE
YOU HAVE 24 HOURS -
Woodshop ๐ (woodshophandman@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 23-May-2024 12:25:11 JST
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@scenesbycolleen @yockeypuck @ForbiddenDreamer @IAMAL_PHARIUS @nozaki @lonestarr I DON'T GET NOTIFICATIONS FROM ACCOUNTS I DON'T FOLLOW BECAUSE MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN BROKEN FOR MONTHS
YOU HAVE TWENTY TWO HOURS AND TWENTY EIGHT MINUTES REMAINING -
Woodshop ๐ (woodshophandman@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 23-May-2024 12:25:08 JST
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@yockeypuck @scenesbycolleen @ForbiddenDreamer @IAMAL_PHARIUS @nozaki @lonestarr -
Woodshop ๐ (woodshophandman@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 23-May-2024 12:25:05 JST
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@scenesbycolleen @ForbiddenDreamer @IAMAL_PHARIUS @nozaki @lonestarr THE FEDIVERSE RULES CLEARLY STATE YOU HAVE TWENTY FOUR HOURS TO POST TUMMY (OR ARMPITS IF THEY'RE NICE) OR YOU WILL BE BLOCKED
I'M NOT AN ADMIN OR MOD
THE RULES ARE NON-NEGOTIABLE
BUT HONESTLY IT WOULD JUST BE SILLY AND STUPID AND KINDA WEIRD TBH IF YOU DIDN'T JUST POST THE TUMMY SINCE IT'S THE RULES AND ALL -
Woodshop ๐ (woodshophandman@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 23-May-2024 12:25:05 JST
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@scenesbycolleen @ForbiddenDreamer @IAMAL_PHARIUS @nozaki @lonestarr ARE YOU A WOMAN? -
Woodshop ๐ (woodshophandman@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 23-May-2024 12:24:58 JST
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@IAMAL_PHARIUS @yockeypuck @scenesbycolleen @ForbiddenDreamer @nozaki @lonestarr you wanna talk about it, man? -
Woodshop ๐ (woodshophandman@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 23-May-2024 09:42:22 JST
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I hate women -
Woodshop ๐ (woodshophandman@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 23-May-2024 03:34:36 JST
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After these last two days, I have come up with a short list of tells for ESL brownoid retards online:
>Uses ellipses too often, usually with a random number of periods each time
>Small trip-ups in grammar and sentence syntax
>Reddit spacing
>Has trouble understanding unpunctuated posts
>Refusal to post timestamped pictures of hands
>Gets upset when you call them out for being an ESL brownoid but won't do anything to prove otherwise -
Woodshop ๐ (woodshophandman@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 22-May-2024 23:08:14 JST
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Full moon's got white boys acting GOOFY -
Woodshop ๐ (woodshophandman@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 22-May-2024 21:43:43 JST
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Autism and Asperger's aren't based, they're fucking annoying. -
Woodshop ๐ (woodshophandman@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 22-May-2024 09:09:56 JST
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Finally we have a president who speaks for the everyman. Someone who really gets it.
RT: https://poa.st/objects/fb431a4a-40b0-4dac-948f-0bb54db94cad -
Woodshop ๐ (woodshophandman@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 22-May-2024 08:58:45 JST
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@jimmybuffettfanaccount @PinochetsCommieCopter Joe Brandon our hero -
Woodshop ๐ (woodshophandman@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 22-May-2024 08:27:15 JST
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Would you believe today's discourse started with "gnome girl hatjob"? -
Woodshop ๐ (woodshophandman@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 22-May-2024 05:54:33 JST
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I'm starting to think weaf might be doing this on purpose every time a full moon comes around just to validate his theory -
Woodshop ๐ (woodshophandman@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 22-May-2024 05:17:54 JST
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@doctorsex @LostShakerOfSalt @shedinja @udongle @brittbratt_fingerpuppet @feralphilosophernc @ForbiddenDreamer @KevinHarris1488 @dictatordave @weaf @yockeypuck poa.st/@WoodshopHandman/posts/AhticVci6s9RUno288 -
Woodshop ๐ (woodshophandman@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 22-May-2024 05:17:53 JST
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@doctorsex @LostShakerOfSalt @shedinja @udongle @brittbratt_fingerpuppet @feralphilosophernc @ForbiddenDreamer @KevinHarris1488 @dictatordave @weaf @yockeypuck He was the genius behind this copypasta:
poa.st/objects/0af5570f-4b49-482d-98c4-c4453b0a9cae -
Woodshop ๐ (woodshophandman@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 22-May-2024 05:15:55 JST
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@doctorsex @LostShakerOfSalt @shedinja @udongle @brittbratt_fingerpuppet @feralphilosophernc @ForbiddenDreamer @KevinHarris1488 @dictatordave @weaf @yockeypuck Wait I REMEMBER THIS GUY
THIS IS THE GUY THAT FUCKS HIS DOG
THE ONE WITH HIS SHITBULL'S DICK ON FULL DISPLAY ON HIS PROFILE BANNER
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA -
Woodshop ๐ (woodshophandman@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 22-May-2024 05:14:22 JST
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The swingers of nice crew dot digital are at it again -
Woodshop ๐ (woodshophandman@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 22-May-2024 05:13:18 JST
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@KevinHarris1488 @LostShakerOfSalt @shedinja @udongle @brittbratt_fingerpuppet @feralphilosophernc @ForbiddenDreamer @dictatordave @weaf @yockeypuck >old man
>gaboid
>fat
>algae/mold growing on side of house
>cheap-ass plastic walmart patio furniture
>bleached blonde hair (what the fuck, nigga?)
>cargo shorts
>and are those boomer new balances?
what the fuck are you even doing here, gramps? Go back to gab or facebook where you belong.
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