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I came across a moderator who abused his admin panel and killed people. He used flight, immortality, gave himself weapons, he had a killstreak of 23 people, but I did not take a screenshot of this. And they will not ban him . This game is shit.

I am in mad love with Hououin Kyouma, also known as Okabe Rintarou. Every morning I wake up thinking of his soothing voice, his charming stubble and his beautiful lab coat. I think of him when I eat breakfast, I think of him when I shower, I think of him when I masturbate. I think of Okabe Rintarou every waking moment of my life. I am crushed by the fact that he is not real, but some day I will change that. I shall make him exist and I shall make him my wife. We will have 3 children and spend our days together until we die of old age. Me and Okabe Rintarou are made for each other.

Is sans the skeleton breedable? Well, the question is not as simple as you’d think. You see, monster biology is difficult. We know some monsters can get pregnant, as how toriel and asgore bred. However we don’t know if monsters are one race as a whole, or are in the same breeding group, let me explain. A breeding group is when animals who are biologically similar can breed due to their similarities, like how horses and donkeys can mix. We don’t know if the monsters from Undertale fit that category. They may be able to form relationships (like alphys and undyne) but conceive a child, might not be possible. So what do we do in this situation? We look at what we know, you see, after a monster dies it turns into ashes meaning that they all must share one biological similarity for that to occur. I believe that to be magic, something all monsters share (to varying degree). This similarity could be the thing we’re looking for so let’s examine it. So, each mister has its own unique magic, that is engraved in it’s soul. But why only monsters? Well, I believe they all derive from a common ancestor, and by millions of years of evolutions, you get different sub-species. Which would mean that they are, in fact, categorised in the same species, but they’re all just sub species. Like how zebras and horses are similar and yet different. This would mean that inter monster breeding should theoretically be possible. But why did I spend so much time on this? Well it’s because we would have to first confirm they could breed with each other, to find out if they could breed with us humans. Now here comes the trickery bit, humans do not share magic. Instead they have determination, by comparing magic and determination, they act very much alike. however, are still different . Determination allows humans to reset (in the case of frisk) There for, bending reality, so it can be seen as magic on steroids. So there is some connection, like a distant cousin, but this does not mean humans could breed with monsters. From what it looks like, most monsters have a similar biology as us with drastic differences but they are all humanoid (for the most part) The only other species in the world that are remotely like us are apes. However, we cannot procreate with them. So it’s a lose cause right? Wrong. You see we have the bonus of having similar biology and similar magics this coupled with the fact that the monsters are more humanoid than apes, I believe some monsters can reproduce with humans. But can sans? Well, sans the skeleton seems to be that of a human or humanoid creature, which while we don’t know much about the brothers past, I believe them to be born skeletons. Here is we’re it gets tricky. You see, there is a running theory that w. d. gastor is related to the boys, My leading theory was that they were created in a lab by gastor himself! So, I don’t think they were turned into skeletons, I believe they were made in design of skeletons, specifically, humans. We know it’s possible, since gastor must’ve come into contact with humans before, given the war between the monsters and the humans. Now that we know that the boys are modelled after humans, and that some monsters can procreate with humans. Let’s get to the meat and bones, Can sans be breed? Well, you might think not. However, in his boss fight after you beat him, he does bleed, which means there must be some sort of biology beneath his clothes. Also the fact he wears clothes at all indicates to biology, since if he didn’t have genitals, he and papyrus could just walk around naked like many of the other monster species do. So, there must be hidden biology beneath that hoody, everything points to it. Even the fact that they eat and can taste food show that they have biology. With the facts we know they must have reproductive organs. Now is sans actually breedable? Well, due to the fact His skeletal shape is similar to ours, the internal organs must also be similar or else they themselves would look drastically different. So, they have human skeletons, human insides, and human reproductive origins. So yes, sans IS breedable. You can have sex with sans Undertale!!!!

This is the pinnacle of German humour and it’s pathetic. I can imagine him snorting to himself as he typed this, as if this was an absolute spirit bomb of a comment, and then reading it out loud in his disgusting language “schlieben fleeb hach jurgeflachtung” before falling into a coughing fit from the laughter. I almost pity him.

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vibes

So I (10,000 hour pilot, FSX and MSFS), was sitting in first class touching my dick when the dumbass captain starts mumbling about how we’re going to have to go alternate because of weather minimums.

I of course knew this was bullshit because I’ve landed a Carbon Cub at this exact airport many times in white out conditions in the sim. I angrily finished jacking off while we diverted and when we landed I STORMED up to the flight deck and gave that little prick a lesson on ILS approaches.

He pulled up some fake diagram on an iPad and sputtered something about OurNav, and I told him that while it was HisNav it should have been MyNav because then I would have been able to put the goddamn airplane down at the right airport.

I flipped him the bird, slapped the FAs ass on the way out and everyone clapped.

Oh, these? My boobies? My massive fucking titties? My super stuffed milkies? My honker bonker doinky bonkies? My fucking fabric stretching wind flapping gravity welling sex mounds? You mean these super duper ultra hyper god damn motherfucking tits?

Oh, these? My thighs? My titanic thighs? My super duper thicc logs? My funking dunking hypernova stumps? My fatherfucking pants tearing, ground shattering, reality bending gigantic pillars? You are talking about my child giving extraplanetary body snapping legendary goddess fucking mountains?

Oh this? My booty? My bubble butt? My bouncy caked up dump truck? My thick chonky double-wide badonkadonk? My goddamn jean splitting, thunder clapping, door frame shattering wobble wagon? You mean the mighty celestial planet busting superpower that is my BIG FAT FUCKING ASS? Well what about them?

So I (22F) and my bf (24M) have been going out for a little while and things have been great so far.

However recently he has started practicing mongolian throat singing from YouTube videos. And I first I was like that was cool of him to learn but it’s getting really annoying. It has gotten to the point where he’s started doing it when we get intimate.

Like now I really honestly hate it and it really does irk me. I want him to stop and I tell him I’d rather he not make those noises.

He just keeps doing it and at every moment and there are time I’d wish he realise he’d say no and just shut up.

I’m sorry this sounds so weird and I’m at a wits end now. I don’t know what to do anymore.

Well thank you for listening to my rant.