I am in mad love with Hououin Kyouma, also known as Okabe Rintarou. Every morning I wake up thinking of his soothing voice, his charming stubble and his beautiful lab coat. I think of him when I eat breakfast, I think of him when I shower, I think of him when I masturbate. I think of Okabe Rintarou every waking moment of my life. I am crushed by the fact that he is not real, but some day I will change that. I shall make him exist and I shall make him my wife. We will have 3 children and spend our days together until we die of old age. Me and Okabe Rintarou are made for each other.