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So I (10,000 hour pilot, FSX and MSFS), was sitting in first class touching my dick when the dumbass captain starts mumbling about how we’re going to have to go alternate because of weather minimums.

I of course knew this was bullshit because I’ve landed a Carbon Cub at this exact airport many times in white out conditions in the sim. I angrily finished jacking off while we diverted and when we landed I STORMED up to the flight deck and gave that little prick a lesson on ILS approaches.

He pulled up some fake diagram on an iPad and sputtered something about OurNav, and I told him that while it was HisNav it should have been MyNav because then I would have been able to put the goddamn airplane down at the right airport.

I flipped him the bird, slapped the FAs ass on the way out and everyone clapped.