Notices by Turdicus, of Christmas Time (turdicus@poa.st), page 5

@db Part of being lucky is putting yourself in a position to get lucky

@matty african yoda wrote that sign

@weaf why’s he doing that

@weaf Who’s shooting them where?

@MK2boogaloo @confederatehobo don’t wait. don’t find yourself looking back on this years down the line wondering what that life could’ve been. you can make it work

told my friend about this and now they want a formal business plan

RT: https://poa.st/objects/4d58e13e-8579-4371-b08e-44c081011abe

lady ordered for us from an app slave today and my drink was only half full

RT: https://poa.st/objects/7a608347-b66f-4240-8b0e-8284c9996ded

@MK2boogaloo @jimmybuffettfanaccount source: I made it up to be racist

@jimmybuffettfanaccount @MK2boogaloo “🐒🦍🙊🦧🐒”

@Shadowman311 i dont know and i dont want to

@skylar oh

@skylar @Artin you can tell theyre menhara because they carved fuwawa instead of the better sister, mococo

@skylar @Artin flat pink is mococo

@DW2 Oh that’s a lot of fantasy writing

@ArdainianRight ugh don’t remind me

@Goalkeeper Did he do it again? He just did one like two months ago

@matty do they just throw in the towel on this one or do they keep trying to hit Trump so Vance ends up president

@Owl @burner @vriska @Goalkeeper yeah kind of why I stopped self identifying as that. once you call literally everything jewish you have nothing left

@WashedOutGundamPilot no one will ever notice them with the pouch in their lip