Notices by Turdicus, of Christmas Time (turdicus@poa.st), page 2

@matty 20 nigga watt hours and 6 million cyberdredel rotations per minute

@Owl @Goalkeeper oh yeah? name ten books

@DEERBLOOD @TrevorGoodchild @ddj and that flu was in fact just yellow fever

@DEERBLOOD @TrevorGoodchild @ddj the slants of Europe

@Moto_Chagatai this is a good anime girl

@William_The_Dragonborn @SuperSnekFriend im built different

@SuperSnekFriend @William_The_Dragonborn im special she'd never do that

@SuperSnekFriend Need

@SuperSnekFriend whats the worst that can happen

@Owl i dont know why this actually made me laugh

@Owl @madison oh that rules, do it again, make another happy autistic gay noise

@Owl @madison im not laughing i like when people i like are happy 😩

@MelGibsonafter4Beers @s2208 they put a giant microwave in the middle of the camp. they marched my entire village into it in single file. they closed the giant door and turned it on. they set it for 4 minutes. I watched as they slowly rotated around. they began to pop. it was horrible. they microwaved them all and made us watch on Friday movie night. they even had butter

@TrevorGoodchild this rules

@ArdainianRight @DEERBLOOD In real life too yes yes

@haberdasher oh we're doing the accelerationism is good actually instead of just trying to achieve what we want in the first place?

@haberdasher why are we supposed to want president brownoid kamala now?

throatjob from a girl bounces when she walks

laughjob from a girl who might be an angel

nugger took all the capital letters, i gotta work with what i got