@ChristiJunior@suquili Is Mido the one that looks like he deserves a beating? I've seen three like that already. Haven't seen a face that punchable since Addison.
I'm still on the intro. The Deku Tree from BotW appears in this game. And there's a fairy character that talks and is not a large fairy.
WTF is a Kokiri? Link lives inside the Deku Tree? It's very early. I'm mid-way through a dialogue, but had to stop when I noticed this game reuses the "home" theme from Minish Cap. We've got another game with a kid Link, it seems.
Link is the son of the Deku Tree, or so I gather. The fairy seems to be a part of the gameplay. I'm guessing she's the game's gimmick, like Ezlo in Niggish Cap.
Link auto-jumps near a ledge. I'm not sure if this is gonna be a good idea... :0390:
So it's a town of parasitic elf people who live off the Deku Tree. Controls seem fine so far.
@ChristiJunior I never chose to hate onions; it just happened.
The taste, the smell, the texture. Even before learning that they contain sulphur compounds, hence the bad breath and body odour they impart on those who eat them.
To me, onions on anything have always been as appealing as pineapple on pizza. :drake_dislike:
Granted, I only ever knew the word "fugazza" which turns out to be Genoese for what the rest of the world knows as "focaccia", word I only learnt when I started watching Kitchen Nightmares.
It was the Genoese immigrants who brought the recipe here, hence why that's the word we use.
I finished The Legend of Zelda - Niggish Cap. :ZeldaGood:
Gameplay-wise, it was an improvement over A Link to the Past, which is the last classic Zelda I had played. It still has the occasional obscure solution to a problem that stalled me for days. But the worst part by far were the kinstone pieces: it was like being trapped inside a bad metroidvania. Some times fusing a kinstone piece would result in finding a new kinstone piece. :whitecat_wtf:
The gimmick of turning small made for interesting and varied gameplay.
I finally saw Tingle appear in a game that's not Smash. Apparently he has two brothers (and some other guy) who he makes dress like fairies too. Also Beedle was mentioned by an old woman, but I don't believe I saw him. And hylians are only called "humans". There's no mention of hylians at all.
Very late, but I got the down thrust from Zelda 2. In a top-down game. Stunning and brave.
Link in a minecart was funny.
Near the end, the castle had ALttP music in it. Took me a while to realise where I recognised it from. And there's a redhead girl that, when you talk to her, the BotW stable jingle plays. Odd.
Zelda was a statue most of the game, but in the end she's the deus ex machina that solves everything. Too bad BotW Zelda didn't have a magic hat to undo the calamity.
Pretty enjoyable game most of the time. :0460:
I also found a gigantic goron at a mountaintop, but all he did was eat my shield. :pepe_feelsweird:
Months later, he's pro-Nick Fuentes, who went to war against "wignats" exactly like Gage on the basis of optics before turning into a nigger-loving closet homosexual.
Now Gage appears to be inviting attendees at Fuentes' event to take a picture, as if that hasn't cost groypers troubles in the past already.
AntonBlast: the main antagonist is literally Satan.
Conclusion: Wario Land is a positive influence for Christianity. The reason Nintendo killed the franchise might be because known stockholder JP Morgan Chase Bank, acting on behalf of anti-Western interests, purchased enough Nintendo stocks that allowed them to force the company to stop making new Wario Land games, giving them the WarioWare route instead to keep the public distracted and unaware.
It is highly likely that a new Wario Land would cause a butterfly effect that results in a unified Europe retaking Constantinople and the Holy Land, expelling the Turks back into Central Asia and the jews into the desert.
It is entirely possible that Wario fans so hardcore they are making their own Wario-likes have received this revelation and, consciously or unconsciously, are acting as agents to pave the way for Wario Land's return.
The future of Christian Europe may depend on Nintendo making Wario Land 5.
Rasterman (rasterman@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Sunday, 26-May-2024 01:53:52 JST
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Johnny has put the viking in his place and now threatens him with a lawsuit. A lot of foreigners have ratio'd my boy Johnny, however. So, standing in solidarity with my USA pals, I, too, support Johnny Somali's quest to take down this snow boor.
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