Rasterman (rasterman@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Sunday, 26-May-2024 01:53:52 JST
RastermanNorse barbarian, alleged village pillager and, let's be real, probably rapist, F. Arvid Ulf Kjellberg, hailing from the uncharted lands of Northern Europe, has criticised all-American hero and cultural icon of the United States, Johnny Somali for exercising his right to humiliate the defeated Nippon enemy on their own country. In typical Norseman fashion, Ulf has arrived by longboat (allegedly) and invaded Japan (allegedly).
Johnny has put the viking in his place and now threatens him with a lawsuit. A lot of foreigners have ratio'd my boy Johnny, however. So, standing in solidarity with my USA pals, I, too, support Johnny Somali's quest to take down this snow boor.