Notices by Kirino Kousaka (kirino@seal.cafe), page 6

When your code makes you 0///0 and your computer fuckin black holes.

I’m not retardo in vc! Promise! :{

Invite kirino!!! :<

That only works if they don’t pause the song though

DON’T DO THIS

mumble :<

kirino wants to mumble sometimes :<

Promise I’m fun in person and not gay! :D

But… Self-Destructive isn’t a continuous trap so would this work?

(I don’t play magic :<)

Don’t do it!!!

just be cuz ur prematurely balding doesn’t mean u have to idolize the baldies

I’m just joking don’t be mad!!!

NOOOOO, I PLAY THAT DECK BECAUSE KAIBA IS JUST LIKE ME, FR! FR!!!

A DECK HUH? YOU PROBABLY THINK YOU’RE SOME KIND OF DUELIST. WELL ALLOW ME TO RELIEVE YOU OF THOSE THOUGHTS.

IT’S TIME TO DUEL, MACHISMO!!

HER OUTFIT VERY PRETTY

Literally, this whole fuckin “gigachad/sigma/alpha” bullshit is the most retarded thing I’ve ever seen, neither funny nor interesting, neither unique or “cool”.

If you post signa/giga/nigger/whatever the fuck it is now then I just assume the absolute worst of you.

“I’m a sigma because I get no fuckin pussy whatsoever but I don’t even want it, OKAY?!”

This is childish playground logic. Read the story of the fox and the grapes.

“Oh yeah, let me post the most veiny, uncanny, freakish and unnatural looking picture of a near naked man I can, that’ll show people how right I am.”

No retard, you just look like a faggot with some really weird hyper fetish.

“I wish I was alpha and fuckin all the Veronicas and Stacies”

The people who do nothing but have sex and seek it lead the most meaningless, shallow and empty lives you can imagine. The only reason they don’t put a bullet through their brain is not the fact they’re getting dick/pussy, it’s the fact their general IQ/sense of self is so fuckin low they don’t even see how pathetic their life is.

Don’t even get me started on how this has corrupted zoomers to such a degree that they contort their face in every photo/video to “looksmax”. In my day we called it a duck face and it was retarded even then.

Bring back lolcats and advice dog NOW!!!!

write 5 lines lines in less than 2 minutes. bro so uncomplex

okay lmao

quoted.

bang your post is quoted

What your asshole sees moments before the proctologist swiggity swoots.

Look at this nigger lmao

nuh uh, me tested it and iz fine. u are a stoopid