Notices by nixCraft 🐧 (nixcraft@mastodon.social), page 45

Can you list programming languages where array indexing does not begin at zero?

Five unwritten rules of linux or unix sysadmin:
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General public: There are no three words better than "I love you"

***First love according to IT folks***

Sysadmin 1 : Server is up

Sysadmin 2: Read only Friday

Programmers: Compiled without errors

Network eng: Network connectivity restored

Software testing eng: All tests passed

What is a common factor between the following lists?
* Traffic lights
* Parking meters
* Nuclear submarines
* Spacecrafts
* Smart appliances (refrigerators)
* Air traffic control systems
* Stock exchange
* Supercomputers
They all are powered by #Linux 🐧

@Andres dns command. dig like command

Why is the cat command popular, but the dog command is not popular on your #Linux machine? 🤔

Honoring the Legacy of Chip Design Innovator Lynn Conway: The IEEE Fellow was a noted transgender-rights activist
https://spectrum.ieee.org/chip-design-innovator-lynn-conway

Why are Emacs or Vim developers faster coders?

Because mouse users finish last. 🤭

Some developers pronounce it “My Sequel” while others say “My Ess Que Ell.” In reality, they meant and wanted it to be “Post-Gres-Q-L.” 🏃🏽♂️➡️

AI is exhausting the power grid. Tech firms are seeking a miracle solution. https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2024/06/21/artificial-intelligence-nuclear-fusion-climate/ They are building machines whose primary purpose is to render humans obsolete. How stupid and greedy do you have to be destroying our planet and job?

How do you pronounce mysql?

IL, there is a Plasma 6 Wallpaper plugin to play videos on your #Linux or #Unix Desktop/Lock Screen. https://github.com/luisbocanegra/plasma-smart-video-wallpaper-reborn

Oh you’re a software developer? Name every programming language 🤭👨🏽💻

Is it possible to install two database engines, mysql and PostgreSQL, on the same #linux or #unix server?

me think of this every time I write something in C or PHP 👇

Retiring the old box. good god https://www.reddit.com/r/linux/comments/1dl5d9f/retiring_the_old_dude_at_that_point_it_was_a_bit/ #linux #sysadmin

@miah lol 😂 i love this idea

No more WFH. Please come back to the office for the amazing culture & benefits! It is mandatory now.

The office:

Which one are you on #Linux?

alias sudo=run0 #1

## OR ##

alias run0=sudo #2

Full video https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yUoj9B8OpR8