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1. nixCraft 🐧 (nixcraft@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Jun-2024 02:18:38 JST nixCraft 🐧

   General public: There are no three words better than "I love you"

   ***First love according to IT folks***

   Sysadmin 1 : Server is up

   Sysadmin 2: Read only Friday

   Programmers: Compiled without errors

   Network eng: Network connectivity restored

   Software testing eng: All tests passed

   • Maksim Elistratov (0crash@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Jun-2024 02:25:51 JST Maksim Elistratov

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     @nixCraft lately for our department the three words are "Let's discuss beforehand". Management keeps ordering hardware without notifying us

   • Brian Moakley (vegetarianzombie@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Jun-2024 02:55:52 JST Brian Moakley

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     @nixCraft Every single one of those statements ultimately ends with "But it worked on my machine." :D