Notices by nixCraft 🐧 (nixcraft@mastodon.social), page 43

Good reads: Programmers Should Never Trust Anyone, Not Even Themselves https://carbon-steel.github.io/jekyll/update/2024/06/19/abstractions.html

every developer needs coffee and a few cookies (or biscuits) so they can do their development work more efficiently. it's literally the law, guys.

Q. What do perl programmers and doctors have in common?

A. No one can read what they write. 😂

If a programmer gets an interview because of a recommendation, are they being passed by reference? 🤔

Friend: How do I find out who is actually a programmer?

Me: a real programmers never comment.

Thus spake the master programmer:

A well-written program is its own heaven; a poorly-written program is its own hell.

Tell me you’re a Linux user without telling me you’re a Linux user 🐧 🧑🏻💻👇

From https://www.commitstrip.com/en/2017/02/28/definitely-not-lazy/?

Ten-character #Linux or #Unix command? Pshaw! Real Linux and Unix wizards summon their magic spells by mashing the up arrow a thousand times. It's the ancient ritual of command-line mastery. Lmao.

#OpenSUSE #Linux 15.6 is here, packed with exciting updates to the kernel, Docker, PHP, Perl, Python, Apache/Nginx, MariaDB/PostgreSQL, and more!

Ready to upgrade from 15.5? Learn how with our easy-to-follow guides for both GUI and CLI methods. https://www.cyberciti.biz/faq/update-opensuse-linux-15-5-to-15-6-using-the-cli/

#Linux or #unix Permission just gives more trouble. Let us fix it. 🤣

Only a true #Unix or #Linux hacker will understand it :P

echo '[q]sa[ln0=aln256%Pln256/snlbx]sb3135071790101768542287578439snlbxq'|\dc

This Unix geek is more than socially awkward.

He's socially perlward.

Who among us has not rebooted the wrong Unix/Linux server or enterprise-grade network equipment? 🤔

Steps to compile tarball that is not in your #Linux or #Unix package manager:

*grab tarball*
*Verify it*
*begins compiling*
*error while compiling*
*Install dependencies libs*
*compile again*
*more errors*
*open ticket on Github regarding compiling issue*
*Waiting*

And so it begins...

We all stand on the shoulders of giants. The legacy of Dennis Ritchie continues, and you can see it everywhere in modern computing. C and #Unix set the rock-solid foundation for today's most famous technologies, such as #Linux, #BSD, #macOS, iOS, Android, etc. Thank you, dmr!

@DrYannChemin the older one. haha. i hear it pays well :P

@akamar I see you choose wisely

Which one would you choose?

Fortnite

OR

Fortran

The deeper you dive into the code ocean, the wider the horizon of ignorance expands before you.

Hello darkness, my old friend, I've come to talk with you again 😒