Notices by nixCraft 🐧 (nixcraft@mastodon.social), page 38

Computer Science is installing random packages or package manager because accepted forum answer told you it's your only hope. so you do it as the root user:

curl url/script.sh | bash

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How do you get free code reviews from social media uses?

Step 0. Post a cute pic of your cat or doggo with the monitor in the background showing your code

Step 1. Wait till a cute pic goes viral

Step 2. The social media gurus will post code reviews

Step 3. ???

Step 4. Profit

This is the official tool from Microsoft. New Recovery Tool to help with CrowdStrike issue impacting Windows endpoints. This tool is useful for IT support staff and sysadmins.
https://techcommunity.microsoft.com/t5/intune-customer-success/new-recovery-tool-to-help-with-crowdstrike-issue-impacting/ba-p/4196959

new t shirt or coffee cup design? too soon?

really? HP? 🤣

@MyYeeHaa haha. sharp observation. it is good that some people still get humour

As CTO of a major fintech firm ACME Corp, this is my disaster recovery plan. Oh, you expected me to hire more staff and build an actual plan? That's adorable. Perhaps you'd also like a unicorn to handle our cybersecurity? 😉

The CrowdStrike IT outage is a good reminder that if you don't have a disaster recovery (DR) plan in place, there will be consequences. There will be many meetings and discussions about the need for DR, but by the end of the year, it will likely be forgotten amidst the usual job cuts, new priorities, and questions about IT budgets. This cycle will continue until another IT outage strikes. I speak the truth and nothing else. If I'm wrong, correct me below. #sysadmin #IT

#Linux kernel syscall tables https://syscalls.mebeim.net/?table=x86/64/x64/latest

I get messages like this a lot:

> Can u teach me python from basic 🙄pls

These individuals are mostly teenagers or in their early 20s and cannot afford paid courses. Are there any free, high-quality websites or books that I could legally share with them? TIA.

Can anyone tell me why Americans care so much about the EU regulating AI companies and why Meta, Apple, and others cannot offer their AI services in the EU zone? I am talking about the average tech bro from the bird site. I just don’t understand. Don’t you have your own problem to fix instead of worrying about the EU?

CrowdStrike https://xkcd.com/2961/

The global havoc caused by Crowdstrike and Microsoft should be investigated and heavily penalized for writing insecure code.

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@myzanilred https://www.bbc.com/news/live/cnk4jdwp49et Crowdstrike cybersecurity firm blames software update for worldwide IT chaos

#linux users right now 🐧

Guys, I started working at the cybersecurity firm Crowdstrike. Today is my first day. Four hours ago, I pushed major code to production. I am so proud of myself 🧑🏻💻👍🥰

😂 #programming #softwaredevelopment

"Programming is not about typing, it's about thinking." - Rich Hickey