a bottle of scotch picture and it is labelled it as "this is my disaster recovery plan" with a glass and ice cubes. https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/821/116/306/442/378/original/adb9cf1331c829df.jpeg
As CTO of a major fintech firm ACME Corp, this is my disaster recovery plan. Oh, you expected me to hire more staff and build an actual plan? That's adorable. Perhaps you'd also like a unicorn to handle our cybersecurity? 😉