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Notices by pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist: (p@freespeechextremist.com), page 53

  1. pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist: (p@freespeechextremist.com)'s status on Monday, 06-Nov-2023 19:40:09 JST pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist: pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist:
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    • Your New Kemono Waifu :verified: :cornbread_the_cat:
    • pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist:
    @sjw will not forgive me if I do not CC him.
    In conversation about a year ago from freespeechextremist.com permalink
  2. pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist: (p@freespeechextremist.com)'s status on Monday, 06-Nov-2023 19:36:11 JST pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist: pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist:
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    • Maholmire
    @Maholmire The entire bottle in a sitting? Yes.
    In conversation about a year ago from freespeechextremist.com permalink
  3. pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist: (p@freespeechextremist.com)'s status on Monday, 06-Nov-2023 19:31:00 JST pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist: pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist:
    holy fucking shit
    conspiracybourbon.jpg
    In conversation about a year ago from freespeechextremist.com permalink

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  4. pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist: (p@freespeechextremist.com)'s status on Monday, 06-Nov-2023 00:56:31 JST pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist: pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist:
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    • istván
    @istvan @mint I don't know who that is but that sounds awful. I actively avoided the plot and still managed to hear that the guy got arrested for stickin' it to his vegetative-state mom.
    In conversation about a year ago from freespeechextremist.com permalink
  5. pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist: (p@freespeechextremist.com)'s status on Sunday, 05-Nov-2023 23:39:03 JST pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist: pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist:
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    • pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist:
    • istván
    @istvan @mint Did Naitsirhc fuck his *dad*?
    In conversation about a year ago from freespeechextremist.com permalink
  6. pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist: (p@freespeechextremist.com)'s status on Sunday, 05-Nov-2023 23:38:24 JST pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist: pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist:
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    • istván
    @istvan @mint I don't know that guy, but I know the other motherfucker.
    In conversation about a year ago from freespeechextremist.com permalink
  7. pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist: (p@freespeechextremist.com)'s status on Sunday, 05-Nov-2023 23:27:17 JST pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist: pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist:
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    • istván
    @mint @istvan I had never heard of Deviantart until it started being a website that was mostly about inflatable dragons in diapers watching Sonic the Hedghog molest Tails.
    In conversation about a year ago from freespeechextremist.com permalink
  8. pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist: (p@freespeechextremist.com)'s status on Sunday, 05-Nov-2023 23:23:47 JST pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist: pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist:
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    • istván
    • FrailLeaf
    @FrailLeaf @mint @istvan Girls don't poop.
    In conversation about a year ago from freespeechextremist.com permalink
  9. pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist: (p@freespeechextremist.com)'s status on Sunday, 05-Nov-2023 23:21:43 JST pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist: pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist:
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    @istvan @mint I heard DevianTart was folding. Is that where you picked up this drawing, like an office closure sale?
    In conversation about a year ago from freespeechextremist.com permalink
  10. pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist: (p@freespeechextremist.com)'s status on Sunday, 05-Nov-2023 23:19:15 JST pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist: pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist:
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    • istván
    @mint @istvan I don't go looking for it, so if I see someone taking a shit, it's safe to just assume that they're abnormal.
    In conversation about a year ago from freespeechextremist.com permalink
  11. pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist: (p@freespeechextremist.com)'s status on Sunday, 05-Nov-2023 23:13:18 JST pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist: pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist:
    • mothball蛾玉 (和文化研究部)
    @moth_ball Look at what they are demanding your respect for all these years (these are actual activities performed by experts with phones in a bathroom):

    * Listening to podcasts
    * Lying about where you are while sending work emails
    * Taking photographs of signs people put under the door
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  12. pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist: (p@freespeechextremist.com)'s status on Sunday, 05-Nov-2023 23:07:41 JST pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist: pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist:
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    • istván
    @istvan

    > Is this what normal people did?

    I didn't watch normal people take a shit, but you go to someone's house and there are books stacked on the back of the toilet and a pile of magazines/newspapers next to it, or if you were super classy, a magazine holder.

    > firing lightning bolts into the thundermug.

    That's why I am calling it now.
    In conversation about a year ago from freespeechextremist.com permalink
  13. pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist: (p@freespeechextremist.com)'s status on Sunday, 05-Nov-2023 21:00:46 JST pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist: pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist:
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    • Chineseman 🟥 #nobot
    @IAMAL_PHARIUS Good morning.
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  14. pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist: (p@freespeechextremist.com)'s status on Sunday, 05-Nov-2023 19:48:11 JST pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist: pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist:
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    • 「 Fristi 」
    @fristi I think it depends on the house. Playboy or Popular Science or Reader's Digest (Large Print Edition) or Cosmopolitan or a stack of Haynes manuals.

    (A Haynes manual is enough to convert a guy into a car guy.)
    In conversation about a year ago from social.076.moe permalink
  15. pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist: (p@freespeechextremist.com)'s status on Sunday, 05-Nov-2023 19:48:08 JST pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist: pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist:
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    • 「 Fristi 」
    @fristi I had an old Chevy Lumina. Seated six. You could watch the fuel indicator move when you packed six dudes into it.
    In conversation about a year ago from social.076.moe permalink
  16. pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist: (p@freespeechextremist.com)'s status on Sunday, 05-Nov-2023 19:44:54 JST pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist: pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist:
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    • Lina Inver:z:e :mur_close: :nuts:
    • Machismo
    @Zerglingman @lina All of my posts are.
    In conversation about a year ago from freespeechextremist.com permalink
  17. pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist: (p@freespeechextremist.com)'s status on Sunday, 05-Nov-2023 19:42:41 JST pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist: pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist:
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    • Lina Inver:z:e :mur_close: :nuts:
    @lina I was gonna :greenismypepper: the UN helmet corn syrup image only the guy was trying to poop in peace but I went with that image because I love that image.
    In conversation about a year ago from freespeechextremist.com permalink
  18. pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist: (p@freespeechextremist.com)'s status on Sunday, 05-Nov-2023 19:36:03 JST pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist: pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist:
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    • احمدابن محمد الخيام
    @sysrq I thought you were younger; once you pass an Age, the bathroom becomes the top place for you to die suddenly.
    In conversation about a year ago from freespeechextremist.com permalink
  19. pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist: (p@freespeechextremist.com)'s status on Sunday, 05-Nov-2023 19:28:59 JST pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist: pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist:
    Everyone has the vague idea that cell phones made the world a dumber place, but the reasons why are usually vague. I know the reason: it's because cell phones have radically altered the bathroom.

    It used to be possible to roll up a newspaper under your arm and take a one-hour shit in perfect silence. This is when people have their best ideas, the ideas that move all their other ideas forward: when you are doing one thing and that thing is nothing.

    That's how it all went sideways, man. Your fuckin' phone buzzes. Is it your side hustle, or is someone spamming you to promote their side hustle? Someone's knocking at the door. Music starts playing: the woman said you were crazy for declaring the waterproof bluetooth shower speaker "an abomination before the Lord", but now she has clicked the wrong shit and some douchebags' fucking podcast about AI startups is stopping you from staring blankly at the wall in peace. An alert on the phone: overdraft fees triggered by microtransactions. The only thoughts you have had in that room for months are about which politicians to kill to bring back peaceful shits.

    This is how we used to take dumps back in the day and it was FINE:
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  20. pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist: (p@freespeechextremist.com)'s status on Sunday, 05-Nov-2023 19:01:05 JST pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist: pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist:
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    @pbort
    hell_orbs--suck_ya_hog.mp4
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    BOFH of freespeechextremist.com, and former admin. The usual alt if FSE is down: @p@shitposter.club, and others. I am no longer the admin. FSE has no admins now. Welcome to the FSE Autonomous Zone.I'm not angry with you, I'm just disappointed.I am physically in Los Angeles but I exist in a permanent state of 3 a.m.I have dropped a bytebeat album, feel free to DM me for a download code or a link to a tarball: https://finitecell.bandcamp.com/album/villain . There is a chiptunes album there, too.Revolver is coming: https://blog.freespeechextremist.com/blog/revolver-kickoff.html

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