Notices by Malal (maliceinslumberland@varishangout.net), page 4
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Malal (maliceinslumberland@varishangout.net)'s status on Monday, 08-Apr-2024 01:33:31 JST 
Malal
@blueknightfrank Time to unleash the noble trains again. Only they can control the Pajeets. -
Malal (maliceinslumberland@varishangout.net)'s status on Saturday, 06-Apr-2024 13:48:30 JST
Malal
@SuperSnekFriend Loving couples, eh? As you wish. -
Malal (maliceinslumberland@varishangout.net)'s status on Saturday, 06-Apr-2024 11:12:28 JST
Malal
@RealRaul Did someone say uppies? Don't mind if I do. -
Malal (maliceinslumberland@varishangout.net)'s status on Wednesday, 03-Apr-2024 03:05:57 JST
Malal
https://poast.tv/w/5aHUTUXqAR8TfrVKLgKbbd So many mixed feelings. Mainly disgust for the Pajeets, and joy for the animals that consume them. Especially the brutal, but noble Trains. -
Malal (maliceinslumberland@varishangout.net)'s status on Thursday, 28-Mar-2024 13:26:22 JST
Malal
@luithe At least she isn't a coon. -
Malal (maliceinslumberland@varishangout.net)'s status on Thursday, 28-Mar-2024 01:02:19 JST
Malal
"You win duels because you believe in the heart of the cards."
"I win duels for the sole purpose of drawing out slur cards."
We are not the same. -
Malal (maliceinslumberland@varishangout.net)'s status on Thursday, 21-Mar-2024 12:10:55 JST
Malal
@Terry Here you go. -
Malal (maliceinslumberland@varishangout.net)'s status on Monday, 18-Mar-2024 11:28:07 JST
Malal
@luithe And to think these same pavement apes pride themselves on being Africans. -
Malal (maliceinslumberland@varishangout.net)'s status on Monday, 18-Mar-2024 11:11:11 JST
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@luithe Wait till the blue state pavement apes meet the Haitian cannibal darkies. -
Malal (maliceinslumberland@varishangout.net)'s status on Monday, 18-Mar-2024 10:51:44 JST
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@luithe They trade one kind of vermin for another. Time for the yanks to create an illegal trap. -
Malal (maliceinslumberland@varishangout.net)'s status on Saturday, 16-Mar-2024 03:05:06 JST
Malal
@Azur_Fenix I wonder if she traded places with Calli in this pic? If that's the case, then Calli might develop Pipkin, start shooting up multiple walmarts, vomit in her drawers, mug ragepigs in Portugal, and maybe, just maybe do Pippa the Rippa. -
Malal (maliceinslumberland@varishangout.net)'s status on Friday, 15-Mar-2024 18:42:09 JST
Malal
@MoeBritannica Correction: They're milksops. I'll stick to me pre-2014/foreign games thank you very much. -
Malal (maliceinslumberland@varishangout.net)'s status on Wednesday, 13-Mar-2024 13:47:22 JST
Malal
@LordMordred Speaking of cans... -
Malal (maliceinslumberland@varishangout.net)'s status on Tuesday, 05-Mar-2024 09:09:05 JST
Malal
@mkultra
'Thel did humanity a favor when he glassed a good chunk of their colony worlds. They were full of troons, and went above and beyond when he finished the job with Truth. -
Malal (maliceinslumberland@varishangout.net)'s status on Monday, 04-Mar-2024 15:06:50 JST
Malal
@hellhammer666 That Melbournite soypod again? Typical. -
Malal (maliceinslumberland@varishangout.net)'s status on Saturday, 02-Mar-2024 17:53:52 JST
Malal
@MoeBritannica So much for sending their best. -
Malal (maliceinslumberland@varishangout.net)'s status on Saturday, 02-Mar-2024 05:34:05 JST
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It'll be even funnier if one of the Myth girls did a doodle of Shondo. -
Malal (maliceinslumberland@varishangout.net)'s status on Thursday, 29-Feb-2024 10:17:31 JST
Malal
Towards Calli.
"It is confirmed. Senpai Calli is a grot!"
"How do you like that, Mrs. Hands?"
"Sorry there, senpai! We mistook you for an actual threat!"
Towards the Demo.
"Blow yourself out of that you one-eyed crossdresser!"
"Say goodbye to your other eye, drunk guy!"
"Your precious Scrumpy won't save you from us, drunkie!"
Towards the Engineer.
"You should've brought more coffins, old man."
"We dare ya, throw your cans at us."
"That's where toys get you, Texie!"
Mirror Match.
"BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU!"
"You won't take our Ruffian's smiles!"
"You smell that? It says STAY OFF OUR BATTLEFIELD!"
Towards Gooba.
"Look, Ruffians! We caught ourselves a dum-dum!"
"You're a loooong way from Atlantis, senpai!"
"Didn't they teach you to dive in guppy school?"
Towards Heavy.
"Gotcha, Boris!"
"All those bullets and you couldn't hit us?"
"Wave bye-bye to Sasha when we dominate you won't ya, corn cakes?"
Towards Inis.
"We got a nice invention for you, stinky. It's called soap."
"You smelled bad even before you died."
"A lot of good all that chaos did you."
Towards Medic.
"Consider yourself euthanized, herr doktor!"
"You can't spay us. You're dead!"
"Here's your test results: It says you suck!"
Towards Panko.
"Sorry there, Pandino. We don't speak Pasta."
"Consider yourself whacked you little palooka!"
"Translate this for us: BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU You're dead!"
Towards Pippa.
"Be vewy quiet, Wuffians. We're hunting pink wabbits!"
"This yabbit's starting to smell."
"We're gonna make a stew out of you, pinkie."
Towards Pyro.
"We believe in magic too, which involves dominating you."
"We're taking you back to Hell, Scorchie."
"Mumble some more, boy."
Towards Scout.
"Scamper around that you BONK addicted hooligan!"
"We've seen enough bunnies for one day."
"What do you have to say for yourself, funny man?"
Towards Shondo.
"Time to play skip rope with your tentacles."
"High on the battlefield ain't no way to be, girlie."
"Cute, funny, and dominated."
Towards Sniper.
"It's our camping ground now, Jar-man!"
"Scope your way out of that, Bushie."
"Stick your rifle up your butt, ho-ho freakin' ho!"
Towards Soldier.
"Hit the showers, oldie!"
"Can't rocket hop your way out of this one can you, rocket boy?"
"We'll take your helmet and eat Yabbit stew out of it."
Towards Spy.
"One less snake in the grass."
"Did you escape the reptile house, Frenchie?"
"Get back in the dirt with the other snakes and tell Dimitri Rascalov we're coming for him next!"
Towards Mii-chan.
"Unadulterated violence beats perpetual Canadian torment! Look it up!"
"Fox says: Die!"
"Bon voyage, Leafie!"
That's it. -
Malal (maliceinslumberland@varishangout.net)'s status on Thursday, 29-Feb-2024 02:07:05 JST
Malal
Toward Calli.
"Here's what you and your rap career have in common: You're both dead."
"You've been reaped by the best, pinkie!"
"Go back to the grave, and take your horses with you."
Towards the Demo.
"This Italian panda just dominated your Scottish Nigger ass!"
"You should've put down the bottle, rummie."
"Don't blow yourself up, cyclops. That's my job."
Towards the Engineer.
"Nice toys you got there. Too bad they blew up with the rest of ya."
"Burn, Engie, burn! Texas en fuego! Burn, Engie, burn!"
"I stomped a mudhole in your ass, kicked it dry, and took a yellow, bubbly piss in it and all you could do is look at me with a yellow smile!"
Towards FuwaMoco.
"Your smile protecting asses couldn't protect you two from getting killed by me."
"HapPINESS is two cold puppies."
"You died as you lived: Sucking in sync."
Towards Gooba.
"Take that! Ya toothless guppy!"
"I JUST CAUGHT THE WORLD'S DUMBEST SHORK!"
"Holo-EN's best shork, my ass!"
Towards Heavy.
"Slav dance your way into Hell ya blubbery rooskie!"
"Not so Cheeki-Breeki anymore now are ya, fat cakes."
"I took your Sasha, I took your Sandvich, and now your life!"
Towards Inis.
"Hit the road, dump-uhhkoff, let a real Eurotuber get to work here!"
"I love your death screams, dump-uhhkoff. They make your stench more bearable!"
"While you're busy breaking wind, I'm busy breaking your bones, stinker!"
Towards Medic.
"In the oven with ya, kraut."
"Back to the operating table, Mengele!"
"I got a couple of useful surgical tools for ya. A noose and a step ladder."
Mirror Match.
"Get off my battlefield you hunched over doppelguinea!"
"You're all sauce and no pasta!"
"Go back to Montreal you pineapple pizza loving leaf!"
Towards Pippa.
"PIPIPIPIPIPIPIPIPIPI your way to the nearest carwash you pink abomination!"
"Lend me your earpiece. "This is Pippa, I give myself blowjobs and suck at video games!" Over!"
"Next time, try mouth wash!"
Towards Pyro
"What sick men sends mutants to fight me?"
"Tag! You're it, Smokey!"
"Consider yourself burnt out you mumbling abomination!"
Towards Scout.
"Flank your way out of that ya spastic little Bostie!"
"Let me show you how today's kids dominate!"
"Dodge that ya mouthy blowbag!"
Towards Shondo.
"Not so cute and funny anymore now, are ya?"
"Gotcha! You miniature abomination!"
"BANG! BANG! BANG! GET DOMINATED! GET DOMINATED! GET DOMINATED!"
Towards Sniper.
"You owe me a new bike, Sniper Klaus!"
"I'll send my condolences to your shitcunt wife!"
"Take that, ya piss throwing dog cunt!"
Towards Soldier.
"On your knees! Soldier boy!"
"Lend me your rocket, so I can blast you into Hell!"
"A lot of good that helmet did ya!"
Towards Spy.
"Your gadgets can't hide your slime trail, slugboy!"
"Aww! Did I get brain matter on your suit?"
"Not so snooty now, are ya, cruton?"
Towards Mii-chan.
"Tenma-Smash your way out of that you pint-sized Canadian mutt!"
"I'll finish what your blood pressure has started!"
"Sneak around that, ya trash eating rodent!"
That's it. -
Malal (maliceinslumberland@varishangout.net)'s status on Wednesday, 28-Feb-2024 21:49:07 JST
Malal
Towards Calli.
"Trident and Whoopee cushion beats your gardening tools anytime."
"I turned you into a proper deadbeat."
"Got anything to rap about now, pinkhead?"
Towards Demoman.
"Dominated, you stinky drunk!"
"A lot of good those bombs did ya, I'm dum."
"BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM! I'll send you to your doom! We'll go to Hell together, from now until forever!"
Towards the Engineer.
"My whoopee cushion beats your toys, hard-hat."
"There's only two things that come from Texas, and I dominated both of them along with you."
"Consuela ain't here to clean up your cans, hambone!"
Towards FuwaMoco.
"Bau Bau your way out of that you mangey mutts!"
"Your ruffians didn't prepare you for the level of violence I'm bringing to this battlefield!"
"How's that eu-tha-ni-zation going for ya, Fidum-dums?"
Towards her mirror self.
"This ocean ain't big enough for the two of us."
"This shork is beginning to smell."
"I AM THE DUM SHORK HERE!"
"Go back to Vstupid and tell them I'm coming for them next!"
Towards Heavy.
"I barely recognize you without Princess Leia chained to your freakin' leg!"
"Say goodbye to your precious sandvich, tubby!"
"Baby Shork beats commie hambone every time!"
Towards Inis.
"Your neighbors will not save you from me, stinky!"
"Go back to Germany and stink out the place, dump-uhhkoff."
"I'll blow that pee-pee pic off of your dead face!"
Towards Medic.
"Your healing skills are just like the Holocaust. Overinflated and a complete hoax!"
"Your case of suckery is terminal. A full dose of death is required."
"Did they teach you to quack in doctor school?"
Towards Panko.
"The Grey Italian Panda: Now extinct."
"Your precious kisses won't save you now, furry."
"Pasta-la vista, guinea!"
Towards Pippa.
"You repulse me you mold ridden rodent!"
"This is not a Walmart, Yabbit. this is war and I love it!"
Here's what I have that you don't - Better hygiene, a full set of teeth, and a pulse!"
Towards Pyro.
"Burn your way out of that you mush-mouthed freak."
"Here's a magic trick for you: Dead!"
"I'm sending you back to Hell in a box."
Towards Scout.
"Too slow, city boy!"
"Gotcha, ya overgrown gremlin."
"Trident beats Baseball Bat, look it up!"
Towards Shondo.
"I'll give you uppies, on me pointy stick!"
"I'll tear your ovaries out and eat them in front of you!"
"Go back to R'lyeh and tell Cthulhu he's next!"
Towards Sniper.
"Your pee jar won't stop me, ya yobbo."
"I'll bury you in that overgrown thunderbox you call a campervan."
"So much for that fancy scope of yours. Got a real good view of me killing ya."
Towards Soldier.
"Atlantis wins again!"
"You can't kill me, I'm cute and you're dead!"
"Hey! Lemme borrow your helmet, so I may pee in it!"
Towards Spy.
"Too bad your contraptions don't work on me, frenchie!"
"Look at that! He's shape-shifting into fish food!"
"You can't hide from me, I can smell ya!"
Towards Mii-chan.
"Good lord! You're smaller than I am."
"You'll make a good snack, you pasty rat."
"So. Your deadly skill is torment? Mine is dominating people."
That's it.
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