Towards Calli.
"Trident and Whoopee cushion beats your gardening tools anytime."
"I turned you into a proper deadbeat."
"Got anything to rap about now, pinkhead?"

Towards Demoman.
"Dominated, you stinky drunk!"
"A lot of good those bombs did ya, I'm dum."
"BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM! I'll send you to your doom! We'll go to Hell together, from now until forever!"

Towards the Engineer.
"My whoopee cushion beats your toys, hard-hat."
"There's only two things that come from Texas, and I dominated both of them along with you."
"Consuela ain't here to clean up your cans, hambone!"

Towards FuwaMoco.
"Bau Bau your way out of that you mangey mutts!"
"Your ruffians didn't prepare you for the level of violence I'm bringing to this battlefield!"
"How's that eu-tha-ni-zation going for ya, Fidum-dums?"

Towards her mirror self.
"This ocean ain't big enough for the two of us."
"This shork is beginning to smell."
"I AM THE DUM SHORK HERE!"
"Go back to Vstupid and tell them I'm coming for them next!"

Towards Heavy.
"I barely recognize you without Princess Leia chained to your freakin' leg!"
"Say goodbye to your precious sandvich, tubby!"
"Baby Shork beats commie hambone every time!"

Towards Inis.
"Your neighbors will not save you from me, stinky!"
"Go back to Germany and stink out the place, dump-uhhkoff."
"I'll blow that pee-pee pic off of your dead face!"

Towards Medic.
"Your healing skills are just like the Holocaust. Overinflated and a complete hoax!"
"Your case of suckery is terminal. A full dose of death is required."
"Did they teach you to quack in doctor school?"

Towards Panko.
"The Grey Italian Panda: Now extinct."
"Your precious kisses won't save you now, furry."
"Pasta-la vista, guinea!"

Towards Pippa.
"You repulse me you mold ridden rodent!"
"This is not a Walmart, Yabbit. this is war and I love it!"
Here's what I have that you don't - Better hygiene, a full set of teeth, and a pulse!"

Towards Pyro.
"Burn your way out of that you mush-mouthed freak."
"Here's a magic trick for you: Dead!"
"I'm sending you back to Hell in a box."

Towards Scout.
"Too slow, city boy!"
"Gotcha, ya overgrown gremlin."
"Trident beats Baseball Bat, look it up!"

Towards Shondo.
"I'll give you uppies, on me pointy stick!"
"I'll tear your ovaries out and eat them in front of you!"
"Go back to R'lyeh and tell Cthulhu he's next!"

Towards Sniper.
"Your pee jar won't stop me, ya yobbo."
"I'll bury you in that overgrown thunderbox you call a campervan."
"So much for that fancy scope of yours. Got a real good view of me killing ya."

Towards Soldier.
"Atlantis wins again!"
"You can't kill me, I'm cute and you're dead!"
"Hey! Lemme borrow your helmet, so I may pee in it!"

Towards Spy.
"Too bad your contraptions don't work on me, frenchie!"
"Look at that! He's shape-shifting into fish food!"
"You can't hide from me, I can smell ya!"

Towards Mii-chan.
"Good lord! You're smaller than I am."
"You'll make a good snack, you pasty rat."
"So. Your deadly skill is torment? Mine is dominating people."

That's it.