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Notices by Wormwood (wormwood@poa.st), page 9

  1. Wormwood (wormwood@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 14-Sep-2023 04:23:57 JST Wormwood Wormwood
    reminder to NEVER talk to the police or FBI, not even this much. Just shut the door
    In conversation about a year ago from poa.st permalink

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  2. Wormwood (wormwood@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 14-Sep-2023 04:05:32 JST Wormwood Wormwood
    bitch really made a 20 min video instead of just showing this picture
    In conversation about a year ago from poa.st permalink

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  3. Wormwood (wormwood@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 14-Sep-2023 01:49:49 JST Wormwood Wormwood
    in reply to
    • cool_boy_mew
    • cassidyclown
    • (moved) [waifu@waifuism.life]
    That reminds me, when I was really little I wanted to animate for Spumco. Knowing what I know now, I'm glad I dodged that bullet
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  4. Wormwood (wormwood@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Sep-2023 13:02:06 JST Wormwood Wormwood
    I meant to flick this bug off my wrist, but I ended up disintegrating him
    In conversation about a year ago from poa.st permalink
  5. Wormwood (wormwood@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 11-Sep-2023 21:36:10 JST Wormwood Wormwood
    • MaleGoddess :verified:
    Reminder: no matter how racist you are against niggers, it's not enough

    RT: https://poa.st/objects/ab69bb01-9810-435b-bce4-91c4d3cf6812
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  6. Wormwood (wormwood@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 08-Sep-2023 17:08:20 JST Wormwood Wormwood
    "I could really go for some gay sex and crack right about now"
    Obama:
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  7. Wormwood (wormwood@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 08-Sep-2023 05:54:07 JST Wormwood Wormwood
    I don't understand the pronoun issue with Starfield. I'm guessing you pick your pronouns during character creation. He/She, and then I imagine some neo-pronoun bullshit. Fine, whatever. This is a single player game, right? you wouldn't use them. Since it's also a first-person game, NPCs wouldn't use them either, they'll just refer directly to YOU. So in what situation would the pronouns actually be used?
    In conversation about a year ago from poa.st permalink
  8. Wormwood (wormwood@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 07-Sep-2023 21:35:38 JST Wormwood Wormwood
    Fake pockets were literally invented by a woman
    In conversation about a year ago from poa.st permalink

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  9. Wormwood (wormwood@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 06-Sep-2023 15:57:03 JST Wormwood Wormwood
    barbarian and wizard will always be the funniest classes in whatever it is.
    Nothing funnier than a wizard catching an ax to the face by a giant angry retard
    In conversation about a year ago from poa.st permalink
  10. Wormwood (wormwood@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 06-Sep-2023 14:47:58 JST Wormwood Wormwood
    Liberty Safe, just revealed that they have back door access to all their customer's safes for some reason and gave it to the FBI to break into one. (They don't tell you this if you accidentally forget your combo or code. You have to pay a locksmith)
    Apparently the crime he committed: Being at the Jan 6 guided tour of the capital.
    In conversation about a year ago from poa.st permalink

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  11. Wormwood (wormwood@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 06-Sep-2023 14:47:21 JST Wormwood Wormwood
    just found out pant waist sizes are not accurate at all. Apparently getting a size 30" isn't really 30 inches, it's more like 34"
    In conversation about a year ago from poa.st permalink
  12. Wormwood (wormwood@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 04-Sep-2023 20:05:29 JST Wormwood Wormwood
    niggas always saying that men are rational and women are irrational. Nay, I say it is the other way around!
    What do women want? 6+ foot man, 100k a year. That's practical. That's a squirrel storing nuts, that's a bear eating garbage in the fall. That's rational. It makes sense. A lot of them aren't going to get it, but I know why they want it.
    What do men want? tummy? feet? anime girl with cat ears and tomboy abs??? this is irrational. This doesn't make any sense.
    However it is the irrational that is the hallmark of intelligence.
    Irrational numbers, imaginary numbers, Pi, infinity. All absurdities! Only a man could think of such insane problems and then try to solve them.
    Sailing in one direction just to see what's there. Strapping your ass on a rocket to the moon. Insane! It is we who are irrational, and that's just fine. I know what I am, I am not an animal. I do not exist merely to survive. My desires are beyond they're comprehension.
    In conversation about a year ago from poa.st permalink
  13. Wormwood (wormwood@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 02-Sep-2023 22:21:12 JST Wormwood Wormwood
    sending error feedback to duolingo every time there's a same sex relationship mentioned in a sentence
    In conversation about a year ago from poa.st permalink
  14. Wormwood (wormwood@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 01-Sep-2023 12:38:43 JST Wormwood Wormwood
    All summer I've kept the AC in the office cranked down to 40 degrees despite it being in the 90's outside. Everyone's super angry bc they can't find the key to the thermostat. I fucking stole it months ago.
    I wear a big comfy sweater while I work and drink hot coco. I have my desk decorated with little pumpkins and fall shit. Nobody suspects me.
    In conversation about a year ago from poa.st permalink

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  15. Wormwood (wormwood@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 30-Aug-2023 15:12:59 JST Wormwood Wormwood
    Always praying for you guys. Pls remember to say a little prayer for ol wormy
    In conversation about a year ago from poa.st permalink

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  16. Wormwood (wormwood@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 26-Aug-2023 12:32:27 JST Wormwood Wormwood
    "support your local hobby store"
    you mean the guys that charge 20$ more than online?
    In conversation about a year ago from poa.st permalink
  17. Wormwood (wormwood@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 26-Aug-2023 07:32:06 JST Wormwood Wormwood
    in reply to
    • MaleGoddess :verified:
    @MaleGoddess Actually I really like these.
    In conversation about a year ago from poa.st permalink
  18. Wormwood (wormwood@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 25-Aug-2023 20:34:12 JST Wormwood Wormwood
    POV: my nuggies in the microwave at 2:00am
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  19. Wormwood (wormwood@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 25-Aug-2023 17:06:25 JST Wormwood Wormwood
    going to get a cane, maybe something with a heavy brass handle. I think everyone should get one. You're basically carrying around a club, a self defense weapon that could at any time be excused with "I have a bad knee". Going to be very prudent in the future, especially if you live in a blue-state.
    actually if you look into the history of it, that's basically what it was in the 1800's, a melee weapon with plausible deniability
    In conversation about a year ago from poa.st permalink
  20. Wormwood (wormwood@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 25-Aug-2023 10:47:24 JST Wormwood Wormwood
    in reply to
    • Wormwood
    arrested for being fabulous
    In conversation about a year ago from poa.st permalink

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