Notices by Ragnar Bjornsson 🍺 (kerosene@poa.st)
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Ragnar Bjornsson 🍺 (kerosene@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 14-May-2023 21:31:20 JST Ragnar Bjornsson 🍺 @thatguyoverthere @isol8 I fully welcome the ALDI takeover of the USA. -
Ragnar Bjornsson 🍺 (kerosene@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 14-May-2023 21:07:06 JST Ragnar Bjornsson 🍺 Do you return the shopping cart? -
Ragnar Bjornsson 🍺 (kerosene@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 14-Mar-2023 03:32:14 JST Ragnar Bjornsson 🍺 @MeVotingDoesNotMatter @RupertvonRipp @WashedOutGundamPilot @DW2 @nobullyplz Funny you should ask: I did try that. I'm still fucking gay, and I took the maximum dose of ivermectin that wouldn't kill me. -
Ragnar Bjornsson 🍺 (kerosene@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 14-Mar-2023 03:26:51 JST Ragnar Bjornsson 🍺 @RupertvonRipp @WashedOutGundamPilot @DW2 @nobullyplz People love to shit on me for being a fag (which is fair) but if I was born about 5 years later I'd probably be a troon. I count myself fucking lucky. -
Ragnar Bjornsson 🍺 (kerosene@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 14-Mar-2023 03:23:33 JST Ragnar Bjornsson 🍺 @WashedOutGundamPilot @RupertvonRipp @nobullyplz @DW2 I’ve seen my cousin (female) throw an absolute bitch fit because someone was wearing orange and she was supposed to be the only one in an orange dress at this party.
Becky there’s 40 people at this party, someone is going to show up in the same color as you, just by sheer probability.
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Ragnar Bjornsson 🍺 (kerosene@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 14-Mar-2023 03:22:11 JST Ragnar Bjornsson 🍺 @WashedOutGundamPilot @RupertvonRipp @nobullyplz @DW2 I've heard my mom say stuff like that to other moms and I'm just horrified. I get that I'm very introverted and not very social but that's not how friends talk to each other. There's banter and whatever and then just straight up icing someone because reasons.
I'm so glad I don't bother with women for this reason. -
Ragnar Bjornsson 🍺 (kerosene@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 14-Mar-2023 03:22:10 JST Ragnar Bjornsson 🍺 @WashedOutGundamPilot @RupertvonRipp @nobullyplz @DW2 Multiple men wearing the same outfit: (probably going to reenact some movie line or scene)
Multiple women wearing the same outfit or even the same color: ROUND ONE! FIGHT! -
Ragnar Bjornsson 🍺 (kerosene@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 14-Mar-2023 03:20:00 JST Ragnar Bjornsson 🍺 @WashedOutGundamPilot @RupertvonRipp @DW2 @nobullyplz Don't forget that they're actively going after autistic boys, who are just confused. Fuck, I'm a full blown autist and I find most *humans* complicated — male or female — but human *women*, man I'm fucked six ways from Sunday, I'm almost guaranteed to fuck up if I stray from a few carefully curated scripted lines that I've copied from others. -
Ragnar Bjornsson 🍺 (kerosene@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 14-Mar-2023 03:17:19 JST Ragnar Bjornsson 🍺 @WashedOutGundamPilot @RupertvonRipp @nobullyplz @DW2 Don't forget they use compliments as insults "Oh I wish I could be as confident as you, eating desserts and everything." "Oh look at you! Strapless dress in that size?" -
Ragnar Bjornsson 🍺 (kerosene@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 14-Mar-2023 03:14:07 JST Ragnar Bjornsson 🍺 @DW2 @WashedOutGundamPilot @RupertvonRipp @nobullyplz See the difference between men hating women is that women are psychological and socially evil with that shit. No, they won’t punch you or put you in a hospital bed, they’ll just give you a lifelong complex and probably an eating disorder.
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Ragnar Bjornsson 🍺 (kerosene@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 14-Mar-2023 03:10:29 JST Ragnar Bjornsson 🍺 @DW2 @WashedOutGundamPilot @RupertvonRipp @nobullyplz Real. Women are absolutely *vicious* to each other.