Notices by Sir Funk 🇦🇺 (sophistifunk@noagendasocial.com), page 3

@kotik @GasBag wtf is wrong with people?

@lain is it an Atari with hdmi, or is it a raspberry pi in a poorly made knockoff case?

@lain that’s Scoobert Doobert Doo to you.

@lain wife’s friend sent us some roped-up hanging pots she made, and now I know too much about what kinda shit she’s into.

Nobody learns that to hang plants.

@MountainJay grow a spine and stand up for your rights instead of hiding behind somebody’s holy book?

Walk without rythm…. And you won’t attract the worm.

@HaleakalaCrater @Zerglingman please stop

What the hell is kilowatts per hour supposed to mean?

You can act real cool and totally aloof, and I’ll act like an imbecile.

This imaginary transition to electric cars is going to have knock-on effects all over the economy as it slowly becomes apparent to all the mouth-breathing virtue signallers that the entire thing was a fucking pipe dream from day one.

I went too far into the internet and found covid “metal”. I don’t want to live any more.

I can’t believe they shrinkflationed chips back to packets of air with 4 chips at the bottom like it was in the 80s.

@Zerglingman there are enough strayans round here who’ll understand.

Do you think Curtis Stone exists outside of November / December ads for Coles? Like is he an accountant in June, or is he in the back of the garage behind the skis next to the plastic Christmas tree?

@lain they’d be a fond memory, nothing more.

Forget mammoths and thylacines, I want nerds to bring back Neanderthals.

Man I miss video arcades. And not the bright shiny child friendly ones full of ticket machines from the end of those times, either. The old ones, the proper dank motherfuckers.

@PhoneBoy I’m sure there’s one or two in my town. As sure as I am they’re full of 20yo hipsters trying to be ironic.

Plastic valve covers are an affront to god.

@ned in ten years time the only thing anybody will be talking about is all the fucking mess left behind after WW3.