Notices by Sir Funk 🇦🇺 (sophistifunk@noagendasocial.com), page 4

@lain thank goodness. I'm tired of my cars being damaged by roving gangs of indians.

@philcolbourn @Sabex no, wait, the opposite of that. RMS is always a smelly sex pest and a communist.

Will you cunts stop pretending “international law” is a real thing. There are documents, and the people in power enforce them and ignore them arbitrarily as they see fit. It’s meaningless bullshit meant to give a veneer of genuine order to the oldest game in the world.

IOW, Sargent found the puppy, but ain’t nobody squealing.

@lain

@eriner I just gotta chime in, I can't put my finger on what it is, but I find her fairly damned hot.

As a generalisation, Israeli chicks are hot. Not as hot as the Egyptians or Iranians, but they're batting above average.

@lain I think she might have slipped that cat some nip and abducted him.

@lain I'll get a "cool" eyepatch, and nobody will notice that my hair makes me look like a yorkie terrier who wants to see the manager.

I ain't Jewish, I even have my entire dick, but Grandma's name was Solomon and I have several uncles who look like German poster art circa 1938.

@lain I keep telling you to stop shelling the lawn of that guy across the street who has loud parties.

Watch how quickly Ukraine becomes western Russia again when it's time to get Putin on our side against the Chinese.

@Zerglingman is that a trick question? The fact that it's sinking into the sea while on fire without power or water and the only thing going on being 3-way race wars isn't enough?

It's pretty hot.

Just think... It could be worse, you could live in South Africa.

"we sell pork, but only if you also buy a fuckton of beef"

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@lain when you're old and married, you like it when they're quiet

@Sabex

How long until walls start going up to keep the mad max shit contained to California? And where the fuck is Snake Plissken?

@Zerglingman it’s still hella elaborate when normal cunts just run one out by hand and then go on about their business.

@Zerglingman no, no I don’t. I go out of my way not to hear about weebs and their elaborate hand-crafted masturbatory aids.

@todayilearned @thadius no she didn’t. Some retarded nerd had an imaginary fake wedding to nothing, and valuable seconds of the lives of thousands have been wasted reading about it.