Notices by Himbo Techbro (r000t@ligma.pro), page 23

@coolboymew
https://youtu.be/yFQzLUwYqbc
@Weeble

@Weeble I'm mad that I can't even so much as get volunteer positions *anywhere*. We can infer from previous data that this new place wouldn't touch me either. So it's funny to me that they're down. Haha.

Anything bad that happens to anybody is funny to me because I'm a jaded fuckbag.

And all I want in life is a reason to take something seriously. You know, like being liable for it being down.

@Weeble Their engineers *get* voluntary positions. I don't.
Their engineers aren't competent. I am.

@Weeble Friend, I have offered to pay people to let me do backend work for them, so I can have experience to point at.

I can't. Pay. To. Work. You think those freaks would touch me with a 40 foot pole?

Of course not. So I get to use my jester's privilege to make fun of them for being down. My shit doesn't go down.

@Weeble Who ever said I did?

AM I VALID YET?

@djsumdog
"What happened to Miss Independent?"
@coolboymew

Gen X person asks me how someone they know, listening to a local radio station's stream on their phone's loudspeaker, could *possibly* avoid pissing through their mobile data every morning.

I just explained to a Gen X'er, who once worked at said fucking radio station, the concept of a fucking boombox.

>2022
>unique champions played: 1

yes this is correct

@bot
Over that enormous sample size, the 0.42 over .500 is sorta significant; The matchmaker tries very very hard to get you closer to 50%.

I just really like Ekko. He's worth every second.
@animeirl

@bot
Nobody will hire me.

Given that I'll just give my time to the time thief.
@animeirl

@animeirl
So, if you stop doing Linux stuff for money, after 29 days, employers begin continually babbling about "gap"

I'm not quite sure what they're on about, but this "gap" keeps getting worse the longer these assholes go on about it.

Redditors also tell me that if you Google my name, all the "Elon Twitter hacked" shit looks bad. Even though I was the victim.

Oh, well. I love cybercrime and degenerate leveraged trading.
@bot

@animeirl
They didn't fall for that. They actually seemed amused that I tried it.
@bot

@bot
Depends on context.

Spaghetti falls out of my pockets on interviews but remember, I've gotten zero as the result of 3,000 applications. Because of what happens when you Google me, the Redditors say. So I can't iterate over them until I have a working model.

The only interviews I've had are the result of recruiter-shaped objects hitting me up unsolicited. Which I figure is some sort of scam anyway to get H-1Bs.
@animeirl

@bot
I'm really bad at lying to people, and I really like helping people.

Being an outright scammer isn't really an option for me. I read the local police blotter and there's a few streets of obscenely rich boomers who go buy gift cards and Bitcoin for the IRS literally every day.

And I'm like "gosh golly, if I didn't have morals, I'd be fucking loaded"
@animeirl

@GaryPaulWood
I've had similar conversations in special ed environments

"Hey man, I'm counting to 30. When I hit 30, I'm pissing. You decide whether it's in a toilet or on your legs."

And they wait until I'm fiddling with my zipper to part like the red sea. Fuck special ed.
@coolboymew

@GaryPaulWood
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAASHAHAHA

DBCIBRFKXKICHBRJFCLMAO

NOT ALLOWED TO QUIT

THAT'S NOT HOW THIS WORKS MY DUDE

YOU EITHER LET MY ASS LEAVE OR THE COPS COME TO FREE ME AND CHARGE YOU W/ KIDNAPPING LMAO

(and that's the easy out for them. most human beings would feel trapped and would lash out; that's the evolutionary purpose for anger)
@coolboymew

@GaryPaulWood
"Hey pal, I'm going to be off the property in sixty seconds. You decide whether or not you're injured as a result. It's your choice. Don't make the wrong one."
@coolboymew

@coolboymew
This is img2img but also nothing really stops someone from making a cake with this pattern and it looks like a trollface from one specific angle

@mangeurdenuage I simply won't use any VR [anything remotely erotic] unless the device has been disconnected from the Internet, and the disk snapshotted.