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I'm really bad at lying to people, and I really like helping people.
Being an outright scammer isn't really an option for me. I read the local police blotter and there's a few streets of obscenely rich boomers who go buy gift cards and Bitcoin for the IRS literally every day.
And I'm like "gosh golly, if I didn't have morals, I'd be fucking loaded"
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