Notices by Himbo Techbro (r000t@ligma.pro), page 22

@animeirl
Fuck it ill start publishing Minecraft and fortnite stocking stuffer books for grandmas to buy, and just generate them with llama
@Moon

@coolboymew SNIFFS COCAINE

@coolboymew JESUS CHRIST WHAT ARE YOU DOING

@lain @augustus "As an AI language model, I don't have real-time perception or visual capabilities, so I cannot physically see or locate objects like doors."

@lain @augustus "Compute the bill, if you please!"

@augustus "Honey, as an AI language model, I'm home!"

@matrix commentary on the audience

>my zoomer sister wants to make a fedi account
>she doesn't like the new internet and wants to make friends

Well uh.... She'll need at least two accounts, won't she?

@mischievoustomato @coolboymew >not calling it DragonBall GPT

@coolboymew
Why did he make Poppy in a non-riot game?

this plugin just keeps on giving

@coolboymew
>goes to someone's place for sex
>winds up phoneposting

@mushroom_soup

You didn't grow up.

@coolboymew
https://youtu.be/yFQzLUwYqbc
@Weeble

@Weeble I'm mad that I can't even so much as get volunteer positions *anywhere*. We can infer from previous data that this new place wouldn't touch me either. So it's funny to me that they're down. Haha.

Anything bad that happens to anybody is funny to me because I'm a jaded fuckbag.

And all I want in life is a reason to take something seriously. You know, like being liable for it being down.

@Weeble Their engineers *get* voluntary positions. I don't.
Their engineers aren't competent. I am.

@Weeble Friend, I have offered to pay people to let me do backend work for them, so I can have experience to point at.

I can't. Pay. To. Work. You think those freaks would touch me with a 40 foot pole?

Of course not. So I get to use my jester's privilege to make fun of them for being down. My shit doesn't go down.

@Weeble Who ever said I did?

AM I VALID YET?

@djsumdog
"What happened to Miss Independent?"
@coolboymew