Notices by Himbo Techbro (r000t@ligma.pro), page 21

@lamp
Well first off, because it's my dorky ass getting in and out of it.

But also, I drive like someone who is frequently blamed for shit, up to and including collisions. I get tickets for things the person next to me is doing.

So I drive in pure CYA mode. Dashcam, GPS logging, the works. This also means I don't speed or weave through traffic like maybe an Ekko main should. Before I removed my insurance's spyware from my phone, l steadfastly refused to go above 75, even for safety reasons, because I didn't want their asses bitching at me.

Also, if someone cuts you off in traffic, you're gonna think badly of anything and everything you can associate with them. At least for a moment.
@coolboymew

@coolboymew
Man, I'm too worried about making Ekko look bad by getting a vinyl decal for my back windshield

This coomer has an mf wrap

@coolboymew
I should just push out a fediEngine update with account creation and let you guys have fun

@olmitch @Moon Ideally like.... something like this should be one line of bash to call QEMU, honestly. But that's if I was doing it on Linux. I don't know if Windows has an equivalent of QEMU.

@Moon I feel like we've gotten to a point where having win9xbox could be viable.

A virtual machine that just pops up in a few seconds with your old-ass app.

@Moon Oh the explanation is super, super simple....

I'm not willing to throw away 10,000 diamonds to avoid one cat turd.

Anyone who thinks they can find actually good content online without wading through some manure, has clearly only existed on the clean, paved, regulated and boring Internet.

Canceldon admin on masto.host describes using automated tooling to find "problematic" content "dystopian". Others comment "try that in the EU buddy not online see what happens"

Posting profile pictures too because that really pisses people off for some reason, and I'm an equal opportunity comedian.

(also I haven't looked too closely, but I'm p sure gdpr doesn't cover your work chats and etc because those aren't your chats on your accounts, those are your employer's chats on your employer's accounts on your employer's platform and your remedy is to work somewhere else. I'll happily take your place. Deal?)

Assume every line you send in a work email is gonna be read out loud by you in open court some day, and assume every line you send in a work email is gonna be parsed by some unthinking automation who only looks for keywords. You know, like ChatGPT, or your standard garden variety HR worker.

>support the hollywood strikes by not consuming hollywood content

lmao I've been supporting writers for years apparently

@coolboymew
You see Ivan
If use dominant hand for bombing
No mishaps for fear of losing dominant hand

@icedquinn
Like who the fuck did you think I'm literally always talking about?
@coolboymew

@icedquinn
>overwatch
If I want to play TF2, I'll go play TF2
If I want to play League, I'll go play League

Overwatch is for fucking normies who can't handle the TF2 or League communities
@coolboymew

@icedquinn
Might need to jam it down everyone's throats just a skosh harder.

I post game clips, art, his stories... Not sure what else I could do.
@coolboymew

@coolboymew
Just as a reminder to you and anybody else going to conventions, I'll pay twice MSRP for Ekko merch I do not have, provided that it's the correct (not Arcane) design.

"Would you like to hear about the free software movement?"

@realcaseyrollins
To wit.
@kekkerel @freemo @thatguyoverthere

@realcaseyrollins
Parents aren't in a position to parent anymore.

They're in a position to work two jobs each to rear another unthinking automoton just smart enough to run the machines and just dumb enough to not question the system they were forced into against their will.

So parenting happens by MTV, then Nickelodeon, then Elsa Pregnant Dentist Challenge (IMPOSSIBLE?) (ZITS WILL BE POPPED.)
@kekkerel @freemo @thatguyoverthere

@PhenomX6 at this point I'd so totally buy bathtub testosterone but oddly enough, it's never the masculinity chemicals that are redonkulously easy to obtain.

But it also gave me the idea for like a two-player dialysis machine where people can exchange unwanted hormones. I give someone my extra E, I get their extra T, both of our dysmorphia's sated for a few days, rinse and repeat.

@coolboymew as:Public riding again

damn, a whole bunch of places turned off public streaming because zucc

but there's practically no loss in coverage. that's the magic.