Notices by phoenix :keeki: (phoenix@amala.schwartzwelt.xyz)
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phoenix :keeki: (phoenix@amala.schwartzwelt.xyz)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Jan-2025 18:20:46 JST phoenix :keeki:
‘zardslop -
phoenix :keeki: (phoenix@amala.schwartzwelt.xyz)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Jan-2025 18:20:45 JST phoenix :keeki:
It’s great that it’s accessible and actually decent, but I just enjoy going into iron thorn ex and locking people out of their faggy powers. -
phoenix :keeki: (phoenix@amala.schwartzwelt.xyz)'s status on Tuesday, 21-Jan-2025 13:33:29 JST phoenix :keeki:
@mint @nerthos @sun @harblinger inb4 a milady avatar replies “don’t worry about it” -
phoenix :keeki: (phoenix@amala.schwartzwelt.xyz)'s status on Wednesday, 15-Jan-2025 18:56:05 JST phoenix :keeki:
@dcc I missed the opportunity to make a joke about it. -
phoenix :keeki: (phoenix@amala.schwartzwelt.xyz)'s status on Wednesday, 15-Jan-2025 18:44:49 JST phoenix :keeki:
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch -
phoenix :keeki: (phoenix@amala.schwartzwelt.xyz)'s status on Wednesday, 15-Jan-2025 18:10:38 JST phoenix :keeki:
>woman gets butt plug stuck in her rectum
>can’t get it out
>decides to use laxatives
>eats recommended dose of 2 edible laxative chews
>does nothing
>eats 2 more
>nothing
>eats 8 more
>they’re slow acting
>begins to experience GI distress
>comes to the ER
>has massive diarrhea blast
>buttplug rolls onto the floor
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phoenix :keeki: (phoenix@amala.schwartzwelt.xyz)'s status on Tuesday, 14-Jan-2025 19:18:10 JST phoenix :keeki:
@MK2boogaloo it’s the only good thing about the chair force. -
phoenix :keeki: (phoenix@amala.schwartzwelt.xyz)'s status on Tuesday, 14-Jan-2025 19:15:51 JST phoenix :keeki:
@MK2boogaloo the lack of a father does something to women. -
phoenix :keeki: (phoenix@amala.schwartzwelt.xyz)'s status on Tuesday, 14-Jan-2025 19:14:30 JST phoenix :keeki:
I remember this one lady whose husband was on deployment and she went from sending him away at the airport straight to my apartment. -
phoenix :keeki: (phoenix@amala.schwartzwelt.xyz)'s status on Tuesday, 14-Jan-2025 19:10:46 JST phoenix :keeki:
@MK2boogaloo my ex girlfriend? she’s retarded I suppose, she became the manager of a hottopic store in some dying mall. I remember telling my wife about her once and she was like “I’ll bet you $5 that her uncle touched her”. -
phoenix :keeki: (phoenix@amala.schwartzwelt.xyz)'s status on Tuesday, 14-Jan-2025 18:57:38 JST phoenix :keeki:
She looks like this girl I used to mess with that told me after 2 months of fucking around that she was only going to do anal. -
phoenix :keeki: (phoenix@amala.schwartzwelt.xyz)'s status on Monday, 13-Jan-2025 16:56:58 JST phoenix :keeki:
@YTFoidLover1488 @cwebber that's a male -
phoenix :keeki: (phoenix@amala.schwartzwelt.xyz)'s status on Friday, 10-Jan-2025 22:30:24 JST phoenix :keeki:
mfw I found out my wife wants to get a hysterectomy. -
phoenix :keeki: (phoenix@amala.schwartzwelt.xyz)'s status on Thursday, 09-Jan-2025 07:00:04 JST phoenix :keeki:
My political beliefs are whatever makes this mandatory. -
phoenix :keeki: (phoenix@amala.schwartzwelt.xyz)'s status on Saturday, 14-Dec-2024 02:30:39 JST phoenix :keeki:
I don’t know where all these stories of insurance claims no longer being denied after dude got killed came from because that’s not the case at all. -
phoenix :keeki: (phoenix@amala.schwartzwelt.xyz)'s status on Saturday, 14-Dec-2024 02:30:38 JST phoenix :keeki:
@Tadano retarded and chronically online people are praising the guy as a hero, but he’s done nothing to help improve the system. it’s all gay power fantasies and delusions of grandeur. -
phoenix :keeki: (phoenix@amala.schwartzwelt.xyz)'s status on Thursday, 28-Nov-2024 04:31:28 JST phoenix :keeki:
When you’re mean to me online this is who you’re being mean to. -
phoenix :keeki: (phoenix@amala.schwartzwelt.xyz)'s status on Wednesday, 20-Nov-2024 16:12:19 JST phoenix :keeki:
@MK2boogaloo -
phoenix :keeki: (phoenix@amala.schwartzwelt.xyz)'s status on Wednesday, 20-Nov-2024 15:31:56 JST phoenix :keeki:
@MK2boogaloo trying to keep that spark before the kids are old enough to walk in on us. -
phoenix :keeki: (phoenix@amala.schwartzwelt.xyz)'s status on Wednesday, 20-Nov-2024 15:25:48 JST phoenix :keeki:
@MK2boogaloo @creamqueen