Notices by 『VRISKA』 (vriska@lizards.live), page 9

I love being the only morally correct and righteous mastodon user

@koropokkur @ArdainianRight @GrungeQueef you're being so normal about this

@GrungeQueef @ArdainianRight both of you guys put a dollar in the "brought up gender politics unprompted" jar or no more Xbox for the rest of the month

shrimpposter.club

@meso best interpretation of that song is that hes at a gay bar and doesnt realize it and thats why none of these dudes have women

@p She was beautiful, sorry for your loss <3

I may have had a teeny bit too much sake while i was cooking

@hj is that the equiv omg

Every day before I wake up I hear "REACTOR: ONLINE, WEAPONS: ONLINE, SENSORS: ONLINE, ALL SYSTEMS NOMINAL" what does this mean

@lanodan Tumblr has become so disenfranchised with the modern Internet they're actually starting to use foss and talk about Linux and fedi i hope you're ready for insane women infux

just saw a post on tumblr with comprehensive guides on how to use foss software to play audio and how to pirate audio and use slsk because of frustration with spotify and half of the guide is about why they should install linux and it had 200,000 notes

guys its happening

@scathach @adiz I'm gonna presume he means "people who have not worked manual labor a day in their lives driving 4 door "super duties" luxuries that don't have enough bed room to carry anything and jacked too high up off the ground, and not the vast majority of pick up truck owners who are using actual pickup trucks them to pick up things and truck them around either for their careers or hobbies

@raccoon its a shame soundcloud kinda sucks

@raccoon hey @coolboymew where you hosting podcasts at these days

@lain Though, based on that meetup photo.... perhaps?

@lain Yeah I've always been of the mind the incels need to just start fucking each other (which is happening but not as homosexually as I would've hoped)

@lain We must pair them off, only the strong will survive

@lain For every 4/10 single woman with three kids demanding a 6'3" 6 figure husband, there is a guy who takes a monthly shower with a hentai addiction demanding Florence Henderson

@lain For my next trick, I'll be solving the crisis in the middle east while balancing a pot of flowers on top of my head