Notices by 『VRISKA』 (vriska@lizards.live), page 60

The edible I accidentally took was 55mg

@coolboymew pics that go hard

This bath bomb made it look like someone did a homicide in my tub

not paying your student loans helps teach the government an important lesson about financial responsibility. You personally wouldn't loan 100k to a teenager. It's time the US government learnt that lesson too :)

@coolboymew not even remotely comparable 9/11 and the Iraq war destroyed the western world and the middle east the Ukraine is just an annoyance

@coolboymew the Iraq war and it's consequences are why we're here now

@coolboymew they were absolutely not decent years lmao

@coolboymew it'll be just like 2000-2008

please remember that the only thing major corporations believe in is money and that the only reason so many of them pander to LGBT stuff is because gay men and liberal white women have the most disposable income

the major benefit to the rightoids winning the culture war will be that liberal nonsense like HERshey and all female m&m packs will stop making money so companies will stop making them

@ArdainianRight @RaHoWaJoe based on his own screenshot they clearly havent

I hate liberal marketing so much it's unreal

To the newer users - fediblock has been causing the imminent downfall of the fediverse for like 5 years now. These pukesters don't even have one tenth of the power you give them if you listen to/care about what they have to say. Just like a child acting out, the best course of action is to not reward negative behavior with attention

@coolboymew Sandshrew???

I just talked to yeezus, he said "what up vreezus' and then a bunch of anti-Semitic things I refuse to repeat

@coolboymew lmfao

Truthfully I haven't even a shred of desire to federate with super soft nukweers who can't make decisions without being pressured into it by a council of their equally deficient peers

I started exercising the other day and I still am fucking sore I can't believe how wimpy being sick made me

One of the players flipped me a puck!

@coolboymew I've like ducked four times already during warm-up