Notices by 『VRISKA』 (vriska@lizards.live), page 27

To do list today
Laundry, dishes, mopping, pack for trip, shopping

@Yak doing chores is more fun when youre on drugs for them though!

@Yak maybe YOUR brain I'm an elite chores doer

@lain chad no jpg

Don't be weird about my foot being in this picture or else

@landley they call it artificial intelligence because it's claims to intelligence are artificial

btw you all have 8 more hours left to make posts about macdondalds and then im going to vaporizing you on a molecular level for allowing yourself to be worked so hard

@lain to compensate for all the cancer causing genetic mutations i have i was blessed with beautiful skin so this will not be necessary thankfully

i cant believe i became a makeup wearer after all this time

i will never ever be one of those contour/foundation/full face people though I gotta draw the line somewhere

@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @sjw @maija @p @allison @animeirl @meso its very normal to hate english food to be fair

@p @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @sjw @maija @allison @animeirl @meso

>curry
>english

not letting them get away with that

also fish and chips are great but im not gonna give them credit for figuring out most things taste good beer battered and deep fried

savory/meat pastries rule but i like irish ones and eastern european ones better

@animeirl @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @sjw @maija @p @allison @meso oh yeah we do it way better than they do

@p @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @sjw @maija @allison @animeirl @meso you can really tell when a "devout Christian" used to frequent r/atheism 10 years ago huh

@animeirl @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @sjw @maija @p @allison @meso we do literally everything way better than they do

@animeirl @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @sjw @maija @p @allison @meso we are so much better than them in every way imaginable in the current year

USA may be awful but i thank god every day I don't live in the UK

@animeirl @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @sjw @maija @p @allison @meso yikes

@animeirl @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @sjw @maija @p @allison @meso i think i'd rather eat from the dumpster of a chilis than the best dish at an applebees

@animeirl @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @sjw @maija @p @allison @meso chilis is the only passable awful american chain restaurant imo

@animeirl @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @sjw @maija @p @allison @meso one time someone in high school tried to convince me that the Olive Garden was a "fancy date night location"