Notices by (NekoSock) Miya Ironami (iro_miya@mk.absturztau.be)

@SuperDicq@minidisc.tokyo yeah and I guess a fake notification tab, maybe with pfp and names from people who actually follow you on fedi, you could still make it quite realistic

@lain@lain.com nah they have non-alcoholic rum. The cola replaces the Mate

Premium Cola #1

Premium Cola #2

Premium Cola #3 (posted with considerable delay)

Premium Cola #4, AS A NON-ALCOHOLIC TSCHUNK:ablobcatbongo:

Being an angel allows me to experience the most beautiful feeling if them all. Having a job 😍

Liebe Fahrgäste, bitte halten Sie die Klappe. Diese Zug ist kein Zoo.

WHAT

(You can follow Freya Holmér on fedi at @acegikmo@mastodon.social!)

How do people manage to get 2,000 kcal in a day, how do they get the money and time to eat that much?

@foone@digipres.club @domi@donotsta.re omg that's better than mine (pilin ike e palisa e ko).

Reguarding the grammar, because "cock and balls" modify "torture", it needs to come first. I think "pakala unpa sike palisa" would be the normative grammar.

A possibly clearer solution might be "pakala unpa pi spike en palisa" but that's non-standard and many people dislike. https://sona.pona.la/wiki/pi_X_en_Y

"Delivery failed due to the absence of the recipient" THATS BULLSHIT I WAS AT HOME

THEY DIDNT MAKE AN ATTEMPT THEY CALLED ME, I MISSED IT, CALLED BACK FOUR TIMES AND THEY DIDN'T PICK UP

CHRONOPOST CAN DIE I HATE THIS

it's already at the pickup point I'll go now out of spite

imagine paying €7 for this, like YES CHRONOPOST IS THE MOST EXPENSIVE AND FASTEST DELIVERY OPTION AND ITS SHIT

it's run by the post but the post at least rings your door everytime

its a separate company but it belongs to La Poste but its so much worse

I hate any organisation that makes me leave my home when I wouldn't otherwise need to

you know what, I'll make an omelet from the broken eggs, I'll do another thing I need to go outside for: going to that bank where I wanna close all my accounts