Notices by IAmTheJeeves (iamthejeeves@nicecrew.digital)

Why not SFTP, would be faster.

I know I've been posting about this a lot this morning but people need to understand, this is huge. This is gobal. Systems have to be manually addressed, there is mostly no remote update to fix this.

It's going to take thousands of man hours to bring affected systems back online.

Servers will be done in a few days but end user computers...honestly this one will take weeks / months in some cases.

For updates, this seems to be a lively trend on Twitter. https://x.com/search?q=%22CrowdStrike%20Falcon%22&src=trend_click&vertical=trends

While that may be true....it's customary to leave a note for friends when you go dark somewhere.

Clearly the note was not meant for you.

@lovelymiss @JohnSmith87298753

I think it's more accurate to say that human beings have been dumbed down to the point that an AI can now pass the Turing Test.

Testing is only as good as the comparative material and in this day and age with public schools being what they are, that bar is at an all time low.