Notices by waifu (waifu@mai.waifuism.life), page 23

:alert: Argentina's president will be singing in a recital tomorrow :alert:
:alert: This is not a drill :alert:

I am unable to sleep because the creator of Misskey just followed me, I would be able to sleep soundly had I gotten those news tomorrow, but i HAD to be browsing anime traps at 1 am

@RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co yes that was the punchline

One of the reasons I don't want more people in here is because I know I'm a terrible administrator
Hopefully my users protect themselves because it took two days to find out we had a report

I was too busy looking at maid skirts

I am going to lewd the Misskey Maid and nobody can stop me :confidential_murakamisan:

@MK2boogaloo@lab.nyanide.com I'm sorryyyy I have tried several times to join the shitposter one and always end up leaving

@BlinkRape@posting.lolicon.rocks @MK2boogaloo@lab.nyanide.com I didn't mean it like that :confidential_murakamisan:

@MK2boogaloo@lab.nyanide.com I'm gonna be honest not really

Good morning, I love my president :ancap:

@MK2boogaloo@lab.nyanide.com discord needs to be destroyed completely

💕 GOOD MORNING FEDIVERSE 🌄
Today is Sunday it's a day of relaxation 🙏 take your time today and be sure to share the love with someone even if it's just a little bit ❤️🤏

@Kerosene@bae.st Jessie what the fuck are you talking about

I think I found the Japanese version of Kirby, in one minute this dude will repeat everything from lewd art to pictures of food to the most innocent drawings of blobcat :blobcatroll:

@KuteboiCoder@subs4social.xyz @hiro@mstdn.starnix.network @kirby@lab.nyanide.com why would you have a 100 dollar laptop but have two VPS services costing 10 per month

@KuteboiCoder@subs4social.xyz @hiro@mstdn.starnix.network @kirby@lab.nyanide.com AI is actually just summoning demons, seek Christ and he will save your soul

@kirby@lab.nyanide.com @MK2boogaloo@lab.nyanide.com sex with ai-chan ai-chan sex cat girl ai-chan gay maid murakami-san sex cat anime

The plot thickened, two dudes came over and started to demand something, he started running and they literally went "why are you running" you can't make this shit up #favela #favelalifestyle #finance #drama

RE: https://mai.waifuism.life/notes/9tgr5417uj4m08gh

@kirby@lab.nyanide.com lier

@hispanicweeb@bae.st @kirby@lab.nyanide.com nothing because pleroma is not my wife