I guess I don’t have this one, but it’s great.
“he won’t even take the initiative after I showed I’m interested!”
I lambast girlies in the clan about this all the time.
“Did you REALLY show him you’re interested or did you just sit close to him and start at his mouth a lot?”
“ I……well he should figure it out!!! I’m almost sitting on his lap how does he not GET IT!?!?!?!?”