@zens Unfortunately I see your goals here as being contradictory.
The best you could do is probably to go ahead and pirate what you want from them, but spend more time joining me to hype other shows. It takes more searching (hence how Netflix achieves its prestige), but they *are* out there.
Take the attitude that there's more excellent entertainment than you could possibly spend the time to enjoy, that helps avoid FOMO!
P.S. I do read Wikipedia summaries!