> Tell us again þor Thyrion, how did you meet your fate?

> It was at the hands of Bearcrusher Knucklebane, we fought for three hours and then he tore my head off and decorated his chariot with my skull.

-raucous cheering-

> And you my honoured descendent? How did John Thyrion come to the fires of your ancestors?

> I charged a machine gun nest with only a penknife and a big 'ol hard on. I managed to gut one of them before they beat my brains in with a spent shell case.

-more raucous cheering-

> Fathers! Brothers! One of our sons has joined us! Tell us Shad Thyrion! Who ended your life? Tell us of your glorious death!

> Uhhhh...